exam week

wasai, ini dah keberapa kali saya ambil peperiksaan pada tahun ni arrh?
(i dun wanna remember it..)
at last, MID year!!
duno why.. this year's time flies faster
nt like last time...
1 day in school macam 1 year in hell...
but this is a bit too fast...
tat time i went kareoke, watching movie, gone ppl hse...
everything's like its just happen yesterday..
XXX:"dreaming la u.. the last time we sing 2gether was last year =="
izit? actually you don't need to remind me about tat...
bulan dah tiba, tapi apa yang telah saya buat?
everyday...
anime..
basketball...
catching flies..
dota-ing..
A,B,C,D all dah buat...
tapi dun feel like progressing..
R and S... reading and studying...
tak mau ke situ la...
all the unknows remind me about add maths again...
darn.. its 2moro...
be4 exam.. thinking about 2moro wan ply wat
alasannya:"last day to enjoy be4 exam leh!!"
during exam.. thinking about after exam wan do wat
alasannya:"exam sudah pass, dun think so much lar"
after exam... i dun even wan to imagine it...
i mau keluar... mum ask me eat shit...
:"u think u very pandai???"
of course saya pandai...
kalau tidak pandai "out cat"
skrg takda di kelas 5B lo...
oi! my anime dah finish dl!!!
sayonara~

K-On!! New Song! Pure-Pure Heart!

war of face

mum say me yong shui
bring me out yeng shui
say me very shui
dengar pun tau shui....

at last she cannot tahan jor
ask me spanner out my face
i ask her:"u gila?"
she say:"memang!"
i dah

2day she brought me to HELL
its cold.....
cold because of the AIRCONDS!!!!
cold because of the GIRLS NOT PREETY!!!
cold because of the SUASANA MEMANG DAMN QUIET?!

inside HELL?!
i am force to sleep AT THE CORNER!!!!
is that a problem?
not really... say syok oni....

humans:"oi, dont cakap dengan sendiri leh =="

then i banyak letih...
sleep lo...
the second the dream coming...
and i predict it will be sweet dream
suddenly duno siapa put COLD COLD punya liquid ON MY FACE!!!
there's go my dreamland.....
after tat... i wan sleep again..
a bit cold wont stop me de lar XD
dreamland 2, i am coming!!
suddenly...
u noe dota?
DOUBLE KILL ~~ OWNING!!
COLD!?!?!?!

now cant sleep jor....
hell girl shut gao my eyes, started her 1st atk...
this is hell after all...
any resistance are pointless...
the oni things i can do are..:
a) bare the pain...
b) try to go dreamland...
c) think of other things....
D) shout KAN NI BU when i really cant tahan...

she took her 1st atk...
its front the forehead!!
no resistance can be done, since forehead oni got 1 function...(HEADSHOT)
she take the weakness!!
fine...
its not that pain...
my eyes are blurred...(actually closed by cotton...)
the blanket kena i kick to the wall at least 10 times a minute..
but the girl wont stop?!
after sapu forehead, she take the right direction...
the most powerful places...
i tot she wont be able to do it..
but..
she just langgar all the "obstacles" with oni tissues...
how the heck she done it...
my soldiers are trained with me at least for 2 years
the oldest 1 is already 5 years
lost to JIKOGU SHOUJO?!

i am so sad...(actually pain..)
tears sudah charge.. macam dragon ball kamekameha...
be4 i discharge the kura-kura style wavebeam...
she stopped...
or be percisely...
she wiped out my main army...
in 2 hours....
dont think she finished...
dia dah stand by untuk SERANGAN x2!!!

kali ini, left side...
apa hal dia?
right side blacked in 1 hour...
ini bukan saya noob... dia pro aja...
i hembuskan nafas saya selapas 3 jam tak buka mulut
i tot everything is over...
the second i wan shout : dreamland, come to papa
the cold cold punya liquid come again...
kali ini i dah pandai...
saya tau dia suka DOUBLE KILL
saya dah sedia...
dia memang datang...
habis serangan itu, saya mula tutup mata...
dah nampak perempuan dalam mimpiku
tanganku pula bergerak...
dan pada masa ini...
kenapa...
mengapa??
why???
doshite?
为什么?
点解??
做米鸡???
做虾米???

sudah close, sudah disconnect....
tapi sudah too late...
TTTTTTTTTTRIPLE KILLLL ~~ OWNING ~~
jigoku shoujo is leading her GODLIKE SPREE
SOMEONE ＳＴＯＰ HER!!

well...
tat's the whole process that lim chee want to noe about...
how to enter hell....
how hellgirl mess ur soul...
zag zag zag dot dot dot (zzz...)
my eyes are off for 4 hours... the "eye SHIT" more than my real shit...
my mouth are off for 4 hours... the saliva is like water in mangkuk tandas...
me ass are off for 4 hours... duno nxt time can give birth or not...
my legs are kicking for 4 hours.. the blanket from covering become covered....
nxt time... the 4 hours...
why am even think about nxt time...
NO NXT TIME
NO NO NO~!!

honey sweet tea time

write fun oni XD

busy...

Everybody is busy studying….
But me… also study… tips…

I sent it to many people…
the most comment respond I got are
:”thank you!” or sumthing like that
:”where u got them from?” a very typical question, curious mah…

Tapi lah… brothers…
Or sisters….
How much time left for us to study leh?
12.30 hours til 2moro exam
And I got a bunch of tips….
Start frm where… u tell me la…
And u try ur maths…
Or add maths….
Minus minus…..
Sleeping time at least 8 hours gone, like piglets..….
(If u all so pro oni sleep 3 hours, 4giv me…)
Then minus minus again….
Watch tv, eat snacks, go toilet, take a deep breath, blink ur eyes…
How much time we all left?

So… no nid read loo??
Since I got those tips…
I am FORCED to read….
I am generous to send them out…
But in the other hand…
I am selfish….
Why?
Because after u all got those tips…
U all…
are also…
FORCED TO READ!!!!
MUAHAHAHA!!! WAKAKAKA!!

Readers:” crazy…. 变态…. Dah gila manusia ini…. ばか言え(baka ie)

So, to ensure I dun lose my other part of my mind….
I dun wan tips le :)

Readers:”neh, impossible, bet RM100, sure untung”

sports day...

its almost 4 month since i touch tis blog
when ur computer boom tat time, u will think tat,
NO COMPUTER WILL DIE ARRH!!!!!~~~~

now got computer.....
got difference meh ==
dl songs?
dl picture?
dl movie?
dl porn?
sienz la....

msn?
gg?
blog?
on9 game?
sienz x2....

write blog really sienz, zzz.....
tapi see ppl punya blog very fun de wor XD
tapi ppl now.....
memang lazy... (sedang cakap sendiri)
whr got go update blog de leh?? (aren't u writing urself?)
got some ppl blog are so lousy and boring (i am admiting it...)
then got some ppl de blog very damn syok de wor (not talking about u all, dun admit)

everyday we our friends very fan
then ourself also fan
then those ppl that are very fan make ourself more fan
so fan2 + fan x fan square root those ppl that make u fan is...
memang fan...
now my head also pain le....
i hate add maths...

hari sukan...
should be very fun...
but...
its not tat fun after all...
especially we badan beruniform...
when u see the marching...
u noe the krs no nid ply le...
all lazy train...
why? cos all say we will win...
sudah killing spree
tis year dominating...
tapi we all still do our best...
we are champion in our heart
tapi i support prs de leh...

the real fun thing is when duty that time..
fuyoh..
they say they wan to win
they really win
tapi after that lie down shout ==
neh, especially the olahragawan terbaik...
he is losing...
in 400 i think
tapi suddenly in front that one brek
wah, he so happy
sudah cannot tapi speed
yeah, number one
:"st john, PBSM, fast come, he cant move"...
after finish his leg, when i go up, got 1 serius case...
he duno langgar wat... leg NO FEEL!!!!
lun say, no p reaction... 1 leg no recoil....
omg... big case... 1st time...
tapi i see his eyes
nvr close
macam sudah kena stun... susah lo....
and when i thought i can rest...
:"there is a girl sprain her leg in 4 x 100"
GIV ME A BREAK...
:"the guy's leg is pain"
:"she cant walk"
when i reach home...
i dare say, i am more tired then those 1500m runners...
i run with the strecther 1 hour non-stop...

X-mas

another 4 days the X-mas eve...
this year is the most special year in my life
cos i done many things that i wont do in my past 15 years
many many things.....

long time no write blog edi
my house now is like mom fight dad
america BOOM british
til i have to sleep floor ==
kanasai....

i everyday not feel like being at home
macam hung and jie go pengakap
i go st john...

bapak the LJ course
drug, accident prevention and citizenship
drug still ok la... but the speaker is KO
accident.p.... boring... but the speaker is 0.0
last citizenship....
a man speaker...
sienZ lor.... hope the topic still ok....
then he start reading al-Quaran + bible
Seri Paduka yang dipertuan agung..... @.@
i can fail my sejarah.... fail another course is nothing...
then after 2 weeks exam.....
1st 2 can pass la.... then sejarah...
read bible better.... ==

then go chau house open msn
O.O my emails is 200++++
tak tau mana punya manusia put our 6A pic at facebook...
then they chat chat chat
1 sentence 1 message... omg....
now look at that picture...
i look stupid....
look at the mirror....
more stupid....

the genting 4days 3 night duty...
i dun wan talk about it ==
got 10 ppl go, 5 girls 5 guys...
got another 9 ppl, see hu got blog go cheak them de...
1st day..... wash the whole stupid bilik....
i paling clever, i solo wash the toilet, hoho so syok main water
kena sikit water...
when keluar frm toilet....
u noe genting.... COLD!!!
then i baru relieze how bodoh am i ==
the night they all say mandi....
girls 1st!?!?!?!
fine we gentlemen let them lor....
then i 1am baru got toilet use...
walau a....
u noe what i wanna say de la... COLD!!!!!
but the last day...
i feel like staying there my whole life....

now wait X-mas....
uhh...
duno when i can on9 again...
so...
Merry Chrismas la friends