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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

after 3 more months...

take result.

belum habis den mau take result liao XP

but dah agak wat result i will get

all pass? tak pass i gg lo...

all A?? mayb if i start cheeting seriously la....

all A+?? mayb i should sleep more...

all A-?? tats not possible 2, i think...

so, conclusion? all pass is fine wif me

got A is luck, A+ is blessing, pass is must de, c or b is wad deserve, since i didnt really gave in 100%, i dun expect the result will be 100%~~

but no D pls, i dun wan my silp after 3 bulan got a D there, jump building head news the nxt day ##!!

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Sunday, October 10, 2010

lol...

zihan: hei, this girl...

me: why? looks like zi ying?

zihan: no lar == she kinda looks like sora aoi

me: sora aoi??? 0.0??

zihan: ya, quite pretty wad

me: har? she sing wat song de, i never heard about her b4??

zihan: HAhHAHAh (he laughing mad)

@ then he open google.com (sambil laughing), search sora aoi and...
i was like... oh my god...

for u all, of cos u wont understand...
and, pls dun google sora aoi in any circumstances... tq...

p/s: tis is a joke, but its real..

Truth of My Destiny -- Ceui__Densetsu no Yuusha no Densetsu ED

Monday, September 20, 2010

Saturday, July 24, 2010

lost game~

today gt a basketball tournement
full court
1 team 10 ppl
but my team hanya ada 6
kenapa?
cos my boss~~ (u noe hu) when he find members he say :"i cant find"
isnt he a genius?
if u cant find, juz ask anyone hu is interested lar ==
i nvr say i wanna win ==

my boss nvr say any details, but we juz enter the competition
and baru kita tau di sg buloh....
dead lar~~ u wan i climb there izit...
but hung's father scarifice his time be4 work and fetch 5 of us + hung
the place is very small... kena sardin-ed... but TQ!!

when we reached there, its 7.30
but written there "hari sabtu: 8am-10pm"
omg...
at last someone come... at 9 ==
between tat time... we train 4 a while... then scold among ourself ==
when we gt the time table...
AEC... last team
WTF?! its on 12.30????
his mum lar~~
we wait lo~~
12.30?
the second last match juz started
whole team so relax, expt me~~
1st time be captain, very nervous XD
our opponent, whoa... their shirt... their face... their total members...
dead lar... they 11 members == we 6 oni?~?~?~!!

the lucky thing is...
all shorter than me XD
their juz kids, 14-15...
but not normal kids... is pro kids....
tension... tension...
my sweat macam waterfall... hot? tension lar...
til the last second, team ultimate (maluri's school basketball pros) giv me support...
still tension!!!
why? duno...
the refree wan jump ball...
yi jie go lo...
he jump, ngam ngam the ball come to my hand
suddenly i shout :"GO!" reflex action XD
i dash in.. hands up.. the ball go up... there goes 1st blood...
tq yit how and their teammates for shouting so loud when AEC make a score
but we still lost...
stanmina lor... skill lor...
many reasons lar...
23 - 19 ( i think )
AEC rocks XD

Saturday, July 3, 2010

a day in "ZOO"

mood come, ajak ppl go basketball
ajak 13, oni 6 reply, among 6, oni 3 can~~
me, jie, hung, and lim chee.
me and limchee walking slowly,
enjoying...
suddenly hung sms "i saw the zoo animal, hippo at basketball"
lim chee:"wat the fuk?!"
but i noe which one~~
when we reach there, jie is plying, team roy, seong, kai sheng
losing...
roy:"perut sakit, yao come~~"
*after 5 min...*
lose dy la...
hung and lim chee sitting on the motorcycle tengok kami kalah ==
tapi....
we lose gt reason..
be4 i came, hippo is sleeping
the second i came, hippo start warming up...

they wan nxt team, hippo is so eager to crush me
why?

*long long time ago...*

me, kishen, lim chee and jie go ply ball
meet 4 ppl
so we ply them
among them, gt 1 ppl, tall, strong, a very nice center player
but his rude words... more then a bucket of tea...
his skill?? low... oni noe how to elbow ppl ==
they rough, so i also become bit rough,
accidentally kena his ally
i said 10++ times sry, he 4giv me...
but the hippo keep scolding me, in hokkien..
boss... i am a pure hokkien...
i pretend tak tau, he scold more and more....
then why name him hippo?
u noe the hippo, very big saiz, fat, and like to make noise~~
kishen say de XDXD

2day he see me...
i can see frm his eyes...
he is happy... to crush me...
4 of us just take them on, since hung's gonna go work~~
wah... same like last time... rough-er than my house's lantai...
dia mau hentam saya... so... i go guard him, ask him come lar~~
his show his back to me, i noe wat he wanna do
the second he turn his back, he will hit me wif the elbow, then score..
dear me.. am i tat stupid?
i make a step back, put my hand behind, look at his leg
if like that his elbow still can reach my face...
speechless la...
i can see frm his face...
even though he score, he tak syok..
why??
belum hentam me lo~~
1st game, he juz score, score, score...
1st preson yang tak syok is ----- mr tan yi jie~~
whoa... jie jump, slam, dun care kena the ball, his hand or the face
hung luka, cant do anything, but he asst greatly
lim chee... speechless la...
he suddenly take the ball... shoot... there goes 3 points...
then 2 points, again... again.. again..
i think because he short... ppl lazy guard him... he suddenly shoot like Ko*e..
i didnt perform a lot... miss a lot... scare my leg kena again...
we won, hung go work... we lack 1 person, so sit there lo...
we sit... sit... sit...
there comes sern!!

there goes 2nd round...
the hippo... walau a...
i still remember the situation..
jie and lim chee blocking him, sern coming support (saya ada ingat salah tak...)
i saw it...
he juz elbow-ed jie... and then lim... then he push again...
i see my team mates fell down...
wtf... he make me mad....
jie fell down ACCIDENTALLY pull his shirt, he shout at jie
whoa... u see how jie fuk him back?
lim chee also, sern also~~
his team mates are better, haiwan jinak, no make noise...
but tat wild hippo ==
i dah tak syok... i look at him, tell him, do u noe u elbow my teammates?
u still dare scold them?
u see, gaduh is useless, 2 sentence gao dim, he shut up...
but i kena lo.. he really aim at me...
but hippo, got body, NO BRAINS!!
at the end, the whole team oni i tak kena hentam, sry ya team mates XDXD
the second i make the last ball in
the first person shout, yi jie, he is so damn happy...
sern and lim also...
why are we that happy?? we crush a "zoo" of "animals" XD

then lim chee ACCIDENTALLY step on a kids leg...
blood come out... sern, st john pro say :"U CANT WALK!!"
our lim chee yang amanah, bertanggungjawab, kasih sayang and... so man~~
put him up his bicycle, push the bicycle til the boy's house...
i also folo, i do wat?
1st, i see him push the bicycle, then help him take his bag,
so wat am i doing?? servent lor~~ haha

Thursday, July 1, 2010

2010

mid year repot card gao dim, very nub, like shit~~
this year will be my last year in school,
last time to join anything, any activity, event, or exam...
oi, why everytime last de?? no first meh??
got... first time take SPM la~~ itu saya rela tak mau lo~~
they all gt "serius"~~ in studying hor??
choi them i gila @@
this year rocks me, at least more than last year...
the best is kem integrasi
jgn cakap banyak
the program rocks
the participant rocks
and most important is~~
AJK ROCKS!!!!!

Monday, May 31, 2010

exam week

wasai, ini dah keberapa kali saya ambil peperiksaan pada tahun ni arrh?
(i dun wanna remember it..)
at last, MID year!!
duno why.. this year's time flies faster
nt like last time...
1 day in school macam 1 year in hell...
but this is a bit too fast...
tat time i went kareoke, watching movie, gone ppl hse...
everything's like its just happen yesterday..
XXX:"dreaming la u.. the last time we sing 2gether was last year =="
izit? actually you don't need to remind me about tat...
bulan dah tiba, tapi apa yang telah saya buat?
everyday...
anime..
basketball...
catching flies..
dota-ing..
A,B,C,D all dah buat...
tapi dun feel like progressing..
R and S... reading and studying...
tak mau ke situ la...
all the unknows remind me about add maths again...
darn.. its 2moro...
be4 exam.. thinking about 2moro wan ply wat
alasannya:"last day to enjoy be4 exam leh!!"
during exam.. thinking about after exam wan do wat
alasannya:"exam sudah pass, dun think so much lar"
after exam... i dun even wan to imagine it...
i mau keluar... mum ask me eat shit...
:"u think u very pandai???"
of course saya pandai...
kalau tidak pandai "out cat"
skrg takda di kelas 5B lo...
oi! my anime dah finish dl!!!
sayonara~

Saturday, May 8, 2010

war of face

mum say me yong shui
bring me out yeng shui
say me very shui
dengar pun tau shui....

at last she cannot tahan jor
ask me spanner out my face
i ask her:"u gila?"
she say:"memang!"
i dah

2day she brought me to HELL
its cold.....
cold because of the AIRCONDS!!!!
cold because of the GIRLS NOT PREETY!!!
cold because of the SUASANA MEMANG DAMN QUIET?!

inside HELL?!
i am force to sleep AT THE CORNER!!!!
is that a problem?
not really... say syok oni....

humans:"oi, dont cakap dengan sendiri leh =="

then i banyak letih...
sleep lo...
the second the dream coming...
and i predict it will be sweet dream
suddenly duno siapa put COLD COLD punya liquid ON MY FACE!!!
there's go my dreamland.....
after tat... i wan sleep again..
a bit cold wont stop me de lar XD
dreamland 2, i am coming!!
suddenly...
u noe dota?
DOUBLE KILL ~~ OWNING!!
COLD!?!?!?!

now cant sleep jor....
hell girl shut gao my eyes, started her 1st atk...
this is hell after all...
any resistance are pointless...
the oni things i can do are..:
a) bare the pain...
b) try to go dreamland...
c) think of other things....
D) shout KAN NI BU when i really cant tahan...

she took her 1st atk...
its front the forehead!!
no resistance can be done, since forehead oni got 1 function...(HEADSHOT)
she take the weakness!!
fine...
its not that pain...
my eyes are blurred...(actually closed by cotton...)
the blanket kena i kick to the wall at least 10 times a minute..
but the girl wont stop?!
after sapu forehead, she take the right direction...
the most powerful places...
i tot she wont be able to do it..
but..
she just langgar all the "obstacles" with oni tissues...
how the heck she done it...
my soldiers are trained with me at least for 2 years
the oldest 1 is already 5 years
lost to JIKOGU SHOUJO?!

i am so sad...(actually pain..)
tears sudah charge.. macam dragon ball kamekameha...
be4 i discharge the kura-kura style wavebeam...
she stopped...
or be percisely...
she wiped out my main army...
in 2 hours....
dont think she finished...
dia dah stand by untuk SERANGAN x2!!!

kali ini, left side...
apa hal dia?
right side blacked in 1 hour...
ini bukan saya noob... dia pro aja...
i hembuskan nafas saya selapas 3 jam tak buka mulut
i tot everything is over...
the second i wan shout : dreamland, come to papa
the cold cold punya liquid come again...
kali ini i dah pandai...
saya tau dia suka DOUBLE KILL
saya dah sedia...
dia memang datang...
habis serangan itu, saya mula tutup mata...
dah nampak perempuan dalam mimpiku
tanganku pula bergerak...
dan pada masa ini...
kenapa...
mengapa??
why???
doshite?
为什么?
点解??
做米鸡???
做虾米???

sudah close, sudah disconnect....
tapi sudah too late...
TTTTTTTTTTRIPLE KILLLL ~~ OWNING ~~
jigoku shoujo is leading her GODLIKE SPREE
SOMEONE STOP HER!!

well...
tat's the whole process that lim chee want to noe about...
how to enter hell....
how hellgirl mess ur soul...
zag zag zag dot dot dot (zzz...)
my eyes are off for 4 hours... the "eye SHIT" more than my real shit...
my mouth are off for 4 hours... the saliva is like water in mangkuk tandas...
me ass are off for 4 hours... duno nxt time can give birth or not...
my legs are kicking for 4 hours.. the blanket from covering become covered....
nxt time... the 4 hours...
why am even think about nxt time...
NO NXT TIME
NO NO NO~!!

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Thursday, April 1, 2010

busy...

Everybody is busy studying….
But me… also study… tips…

I sent it to many people…
the most comment respond I got are
:”thank you!” or sumthing like that
:”where u got them from?” a very typical question, curious mah…

Tapi lah… brothers…
Or sisters….
How much time left for us to study leh?
12.30 hours til 2moro exam
And I got a bunch of tips….
Start frm where… u tell me la…
And u try ur maths…
Or add maths….
Minus minus…..
Sleeping time at least 8 hours gone, like piglets..….
(If u all so pro oni sleep 3 hours, 4giv me…)
Then minus minus again….
Watch tv, eat snacks, go toilet, take a deep breath, blink ur eyes…
How much time we all left?

So… no nid read loo??
Since I got those tips…
I am FORCED to read….
I am generous to send them out…
But in the other hand…
I am selfish….
Why?
Because after u all got those tips…
U all…
are also…
FORCED TO READ!!!!
MUAHAHAHA!!! WAKAKAKA!!

Readers:” crazy…. 变态…. Dah gila manusia ini…. ばか言え(baka ie)

So, to ensure I dun lose my other part of my mind….
I dun wan tips le :)

Readers:”neh, impossible, bet RM100, sure untung”

Sunday, March 7, 2010

sports day...

its almost 4 month since i touch tis blog
when ur computer boom tat time, u will think tat,
NO COMPUTER WILL DIE ARRH!!!!!~~~~

now got computer.....
got difference meh ==
dl songs?
dl picture?
dl movie?
dl porn?
sienz la....

msn?
gg?
blog?
on9 game?
sienz x2....

write blog really sienz, zzz.....
tapi see ppl punya blog very fun de wor XD
tapi ppl now.....
memang lazy... (sedang cakap sendiri)
whr got go update blog de leh?? (aren't u writing urself?)
got some ppl blog are so lousy and boring (i am admiting it...)
then got some ppl de blog very damn syok de wor (not talking about u all, dun admit)

everyday we our friends very fan
then ourself also fan
then those ppl that are very fan make ourself more fan
so fan2 + fan x fan square root those ppl that make u fan is...
memang fan...
now my head also pain le....
i hate add maths...

hari sukan...
should be very fun...
but...
its not tat fun after all...
especially we badan beruniform...
when u see the marching...
u noe the krs no nid ply le...
all lazy train...
why? cos all say we will win...
sudah killing spree
tis year dominating...
tapi we all still do our best...
we are champion in our heart
tapi i support prs de leh...

the real fun thing is when duty that time..
fuyoh..
they say they wan to win
they really win
tapi after that lie down shout ==
neh, especially the olahragawan terbaik...
he is losing...
in 400 i think
tapi suddenly in front that one brek
wah, he so happy
sudah cannot tapi speed
yeah, number one
:"st john, PBSM, fast come, he cant move"...
after finish his leg, when i go up, got 1 serius case...
he duno langgar wat... leg NO FEEL!!!!
lun say, no p reaction... 1 leg no recoil....
omg... big case... 1st time...
tapi i see his eyes
nvr close
macam sudah kena stun... susah lo....
and when i thought i can rest...
:"there is a girl sprain her leg in 4 x 100"
GIV ME A BREAK...
:"the guy's leg is pain"
:"she cant walk"
when i reach home...
i dare say, i am more tired then those 1500m runners...
i run with the strecther 1 hour non-stop...

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