Another day of a bad lame basketball match, on 12am. After supper, come to shoot ABC (turtle) wif my lim lim and hung hung, tot it would be empty when we saw a gang of people playing at the other side of the court. As a very experience player, I foresee that they will ask for a 3v3 match, and i eagerly bring out my shoe to prepare.
果然不出哥所料, 1 of the player ask for a game after almost 1hr of shooting turtle, i am alrdy super warmed up =.= high chance their other friends are tired (of cos, 1 hr dude), we were juz shooting ABC so is totally fine, lets game on. they hav 3 player, i would call them fat green, short black and tall 12 (shirt + size).
As a very experience player again, I can sense that 12 is their core player (cos he is wearing jersey 12, duh), so i voluntarily take him on during defense. I leave fat green to lim, well not because they are both fat... (maybe), cos short black looks fast, hung hung should take him on.
As a very experience player x3, strategy planning is very important beforehand. I leave lim to do the shooting, not because he is short...(maybe) but because he wearing slipper. I ask hung to mark on pendek, and i act pro take mr 12 hahaha
As a very experience player x4, after 3 turns of analysis, I had finish analyzing the gameplay and skills for each player, For our team mate, lim gor, missed 4 shots in a row, all send back to the enemy; for hung hung, engine not started yet, only walking around, I am still going slow as a friendly sign. For the opposite team, tall 12 is a shooter, and a very confident one (just like my friend lim); pendek as suspected, fast and high jumps, but clumsy in shooting and ball handling, no offensive skills; fat fat, keep trying to bang lim chee away and score for a layup.
As a very experience player x5, I am very disappointed with the game. 12 should be trying to confront me, but instead he juz shoot in frnt of my face... at first he keep missing, but after that the 9 points comeback and they are in the game point. Lim start scoring, but not enof to neutral back his misses. Hung still... u noe, chilling...
As a very experience player x6, I am very annoyed with the 2 times foul call by tall 12. He insisted that I traveled (walk more than 2 step after the ball stop bouncing on ur hand, or called walking). The first time i didnt notice, cos i did wat i do every time, for the past 7 yrs, since he call a foul, i admit, doesnt matter. The second time, he called again, i was like, WTF?
I look at him, ask him, got meh?
he say: yea.
I try again: But my first step goes wif a bounce.. (so the step is cancelled, and follow up by 2 step ngam ngam)
He say: no it was very obvious, i heard 3 step...
Did he just fucking say he HEARD? wow wtf, telinga awak sugoi-ne?! I was like, wow wat the hell, i look at hung hung, he say he din saw, no one back me up... but all the 3 opponent stare at me, wah like that, ok lo....
As a very experience point guard style player, dribble is my specialty, literally my 1 and only weapon. But every time i try to drive in, "bro, u traveled" OK fine, FINE!
As a very experience player xN, having a plan B ready is always a must. So i switch role to center (Basically staying under basket/low post for supporting), and push my guard role to hung.
And the decisive events came:
---When lim smack people's specs onto the floor.
{Fundamentally it is not wrong, accident happens when 2 people trying to catch a loose ball, but fat green is now blinded :D} p/s bang lim lim and thats wat u get XD
---After smacking people, he start scoring even smoother
---Hung sudden 4 shot consecutive including 1 3-pointer
---I basically just watch frm inside, under the basket...
From 11-19, we wipe their ass til 21-19, keep them in still.
I was excited to play with strangers, but i was very very disappointed. Winning the game was not thrilling at all, it was a boring game. The whole game, opponent only have 2 plays, which is 12 shooting + fat fat layup, but after we, sry, LIM bang him, he became useless. Then when it reaches last ball, I started to get serious and stop 12 from making any easy shoots, and they really dont do anything to counter back. As a good tactician, a successful strategy makes me happy, but an opponent that does not fight back displeased me!!!!! cant believe I switch to plan B because of their unreasonable accuse for foul, on me, TWICE!!
If i really made mistake, i actually will give u the ball GLADLY, tapi aku sekarang hanya nk picit telinga u sampai senget @@ u dengar lagi step i, lain kali nk cuba tap dance je la. I felt stupid giving in to u, and after the match i felt stupid doubting myself, as a very experienced player, its like you are telling me 1 + 1 is not KIYOMI and everybody around agrees to it (tis is suppose to be a joke) Hope tmr wake up can forget bout tis, dont even remember the moment i won zz saddest game i played after weeks of resting TT
