exam....
memang pressure ohh......
that's wat they say....
the only pressure i got is cant on9 more....
cant basketball more.....
cant dota.....
cant even watch TV....
or DVD... VCD.... DDD..... any D also cant watch la... dun even mention A....
cant even touch other things beside than books........
want cari perempuan pun ada masalah.....
exam is just a topic...
cos i cant find any better topic....
it is the hottest topic... i suppose....
the only thing i can say is....
fails......
these days arr...
fuyoh....
many things happen....
all bad de....
十号风暴.....
1st in my house.....
my house wan 装修....
half of my house will be DESTROY!!! and rebuild of course.....
be4 tat....
mum and dad nid 2 plan the design....
design wor..... u think eat rice meh....
just the toilet's position....
they argue one week.....
inside they added how many ******** language...
when my mom take the design out and start to "bincang" wif my dad......
my sis will hide under a table and shut up....
my bro will fake fake take a book and lock himself inside a room and "study"...
me arr... no place to hide le.... so dun wan hide lor...
ply computer... beside them....
i thought i am wearing earphone.... maximum voice....
but i still can listen:"山岭娘!! 没脑啊!臭咳!!蘭焦!!吃粉....."
non-stop attacking my ear drum....
i lebih rela listen to jay chou's punya rosak cd....卡带
霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍......霍until 2moro morning also merdu...
but mak i arr.... bak i also....
we humans are so peaceful in the earth...
the gods are shooting above us...
sometimes... the boom will miss and kena our peaceful earth...
mum:"u 6 months ago fail ur add maths!! wat are u doing?? GO STUDY"
i am thinking...
6 months ago u scolded me....
and then 6 months later again...
cant imagine what will happen in the coming 6 months...
my house is already kena roboh....
then i ply computer also will kena rogol....
but the storm is getting better after the design is finish....
lucky me....
or izzit i perasan...
the night before another storm coming is quiet....
then hor....
at school hor...
gang fight leh....
1st time leh!!
LIVE broadcast.....
but i start half way and cant finish the ending...
whoa...
the cina tumbuk the india...
solo....
then he catch the india and started punching the stomach....
then another india want save his comrad...
nothing to throw... he throw himself and then langgar the cina...
whoa... did he just smack him with the helmet????
walau a.... 1 gang of india vs sikit cina...
ply wat oh....
fuyoh... cina pro.... go take the parking lot thing up....
most pro u lor....
walau a.... he just use the steel chain to whip him!?!?!?!
cina clothes is no better than a begger's underwear....
whoa.. he no syok jor....
he wan tear off his own shirt.....
wah.... muscle leh!!!!
but his muscles is a bit concentrated....
only got 1 big muscle in the stomach.....
fuyoh... india sudah gang x2....
cina still the number....
walau a... he plan to solo them all???!!!!
wah... he took off his belt and start smaking them....
look properly --- HE smak THEM with only a BELT
then my mum say...boring la... let's go home...
my mom keep scolding them....
at first we are using the road... they blocking...
so my mom take a U-turn...
then they fight from this road to the other road....
u no see my mom... she just shout 死开点啦!!!!
she say if wan fight... take parang...
then chop the hand leg head *** part... all chop chop down
then become the front page of the stars....
dun become the last page....
just wasting paper......
we passangers who are sitting behind are thinking....
we in wrong car izzit.....
then this morning... ply ball ply ball la....
the human ply til no syok...
his friend go kacau dia :"u ply ball no nid like this de lar..."
whoa... he just tumbuk jia shin face....
walau a.... 1 week wan see how many fights ohh.....
then hor...
lim chee ask me create more storm...
i ask him how....
he say ask me write some thing in my msn pm....
"something"...
walau a...
when jia shin kena pukul... he say wan become mid ppl....
how to become mid ppl?
he dun wan jadi bystander...
he say so proudly:"if i not got a bike to watch over...i go help jia shin hentam the babi lor...."
...................
kena hentam balik then he knows.......
then now my brother arr.....
duno wat problem arr.....
mau ply wif my mom...
my mom so gentle jor.......
he still wan jadi babi....
buy rice giv him eat... he say no cilli then slam the table...
i watch TV til so syok....
i wan stand up shout him then hentam him de....
be4 i even plan it....
my mom sudah change face into second phase with a scary face in an insane phase...
THROW AWAY THE RICE!!!!
ASK HIM EAT SHIT!!!!!!!
my bro a bit scare jor... but he still walk upstairs... ask if nth happened...
U DARE U GO UP, SLEEP THERE FOREVER LAR...
when is about gaduh...
i sure got watak de.....
but this time hor..
whole house only can listen my mum voice....
i think neighbour also stunned....
my dad also diam diam stay upstairs watch TV...
this shows a woman's power when its about no syok...
they just shout... like watak utama in the XXX movie....
storms........
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