another 4 days the X-mas eve...
this year is the most special year in my life
cos i done many things that i wont do in my past 15 years
many many things.....
long time no write blog edi
my house now is like mom fight dad
america BOOM british
til i have to sleep floor ==
kanasai....
i everyday not feel like being at home
macam hung and jie go pengakap
i go st john...
bapak the LJ course
drug, accident prevention and citizenship
drug still ok la... but the speaker is KO
accident.p.... boring... but the speaker is 0.0
last citizenship....
a man speaker...
sienZ lor.... hope the topic still ok....
then he start reading al-Quaran + bible
Seri Paduka yang dipertuan agung..... @.@
i can fail my sejarah.... fail another course is nothing...
then after 2 weeks exam.....
1st 2 can pass la.... then sejarah...
read bible better.... ==
then go chau house open msn
O.O my emails is 200++++
tak tau mana punya manusia put our 6A pic at facebook...
then they chat chat chat
1 sentence 1 message... omg....
now look at that picture...
i look stupid....
look at the mirror....
more stupid....
the genting 4days 3 night duty...
i dun wan talk about it ==
got 10 ppl go, 5 girls 5 guys...
got another 9 ppl, see hu got blog go cheak them de...
1st day..... wash the whole stupid bilik....
i paling clever, i solo wash the toilet, hoho so syok main water
kena sikit water...
when keluar frm toilet....
u noe genting.... COLD!!!
then i baru relieze how bodoh am i ==
the night they all say mandi....
girls 1st!?!?!?!
fine we gentlemen let them lor....
then i 1am baru got toilet use...
walau a....
u noe what i wanna say de la... COLD!!!!!
but the last day...
i feel like staying there my whole life....
now wait X-mas....
uhh...
duno when i can on9 again...
so...
Merry Chrismas la friends
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
C's
today want jadi copy cat le...
tapi he memang pro..
macam ini pun dapat fikir....
girls will always choose guys on their 10 C's:
Car
Credit card
Cash
Conciousness
Clever
Charm
Cute
Cork
Clean
Company
but guys only will only get back 1 reply
Couple.....
or
Cry........
tapi he memang pro..
macam ini pun dapat fikir....
girls will always choose guys on their 10 C's:
Car
Credit card
Cash
Conciousness
Clever
Charm
Cute
Cork
Clean
Company
but guys only will only get back 1 reply
Couple.....
or
Cry........
Friday, October 30, 2009
fuwa fuwa time
Whenever I look at you, my heart throbs wildly
This shaky feeling is fluffy like marshmallow
You're always so hardworking, you never notice me
Watching your face so intently
And only in my dreams can we ever
Get close to each other
Ah, God please
Grant us some Dreamy Time, just the two of us together
I go cuddle my fave bunny plushie and say goodnight
Fluffy time~ (Fluffy time)
Fluffy time~ (Fluffy time)
Fluffy time~ (Fluffy time)
And again today, just being your casual self makes me squee
Just reading too much into your simple smile, I overheat!
Your serious face that I've seen soon enough
Comes into view everytime I close my eyes
I really want the two of us to have some Sweet Time together
Though that may only happen in my dreams!
Ah, My Lord, why does
This Dreamy Night aches me so much that I'm starting to like it
I already took out my special Mr. Bear will I be fine?
If I can just have some courage
And try to speak to you naturally
Would anything change?
Yeah I think so...
But dat's da biggest problem, ya see.
'Cuz then I'll need to think of a topic of conversation!
And it ain't gonna be natural fo me to do that in da first place...
Ahh, that's enough! Sleep sleep sleep!!! (Yea~! Let's sleep~)
Ah, God pleaseGrant me some Miracle Time, just once!When I finally get that chance to talk to you then afterwards... we'll see
Fluffy time~ (Fluffy time)
Fluffy time~ (Fluffy time)
Fluffy time~ (Fluffy time)
KIMI wo miteru to itsumo HAATO DOKIDOKI
yureru omoi wa MASHUMARO mitai ni fuwafuwa
itsumo ganbaru (itsumo ganbaru) KIMI no yokogao (KIMI no yokogao)
zutto mitete mo ki'zukanai yo ne
yume no naka nara (yume no naka nara)
futari no kyori chijimerareru no ni na
aa KAMI-SAMA onegai
futari dake no Dream Time kudasai
o-ki ni iri no usa-chan daite kon'ya mo OYASUMI
fuwafuwa TAIMU (fuwafuwa TAIMU)
fuwafuwa TAIMU (fuwafuwa TAIMU)
fuwafuwa TAIMU (fuwafuwa TAIMU)
futo shita shigusa ni kyou mo HAATO ZUKIZUKI
sarige na egao wo fukayomi shisugite Overheat!
itsuka me ni shita (itsuka me ni shita) KIMI no MAJIkao (KIMI no MAJIkao)
hitomi tojite mo ukande kuru yo
yume de ii kara (yume de ii kara)
futari dake no Sweet Time hoshii no
aa KAMI-SAMA doushite
suki ni naru hodo Dream Night setsunai no
totteoki no kuma-chan dashita shi kon'ya wa daijoubu ka na?
mo sukoshi yuuki furutte
shizen ni hanaseba
nanika ga kawaru no ka na?
sonna ki suru kedo
dakedo sore ga ichiban muzukashii no yo
hanashi no kikkake to ka doushiyo
te ka dandori kangaeteru jiten de zenzen shizen ja nai yo ne
aa mou ii ya nechao nechao nechao---! (sou! nechao~)
aa KAMI-SAMA onegai
ichido dake no Miracle Time kudasai!
moshi sunnari hanasereba sono ato wa... dou ni ka naru yo ne
fuwafuwa TAIMU (fuwafuwa TAIMU)
fuwafuwa TAIMU (fuwafuwa TAIMU)
fuwafuwa TAIMU (fuwafuwa TAIMU)
This shaky feeling is fluffy like marshmallow
You're always so hardworking, you never notice me
Watching your face so intently
And only in my dreams can we ever
Get close to each other
Ah, God please
Grant us some Dreamy Time, just the two of us together
I go cuddle my fave bunny plushie and say goodnight
Fluffy time~ (Fluffy time)
Fluffy time~ (Fluffy time)
Fluffy time~ (Fluffy time)
And again today, just being your casual self makes me squee
Just reading too much into your simple smile, I overheat!
Your serious face that I've seen soon enough
Comes into view everytime I close my eyes
I really want the two of us to have some Sweet Time together
Though that may only happen in my dreams!
Ah, My Lord, why does
This Dreamy Night aches me so much that I'm starting to like it
I already took out my special Mr. Bear will I be fine?
If I can just have some courage
And try to speak to you naturally
Would anything change?
Yeah I think so...
But dat's da biggest problem, ya see.
'Cuz then I'll need to think of a topic of conversation!
And it ain't gonna be natural fo me to do that in da first place...
Ahh, that's enough! Sleep sleep sleep!!! (Yea~! Let's sleep~)
Ah, God pleaseGrant me some Miracle Time, just once!When I finally get that chance to talk to you then afterwards... we'll see
Fluffy time~ (Fluffy time)
Fluffy time~ (Fluffy time)
Fluffy time~ (Fluffy time)
KIMI wo miteru to itsumo HAATO DOKIDOKI
yureru omoi wa MASHUMARO mitai ni fuwafuwa
itsumo ganbaru (itsumo ganbaru) KIMI no yokogao (KIMI no yokogao)
zutto mitete mo ki'zukanai yo ne
yume no naka nara (yume no naka nara)
futari no kyori chijimerareru no ni na
aa KAMI-SAMA onegai
futari dake no Dream Time kudasai
o-ki ni iri no usa-chan daite kon'ya mo OYASUMI
fuwafuwa TAIMU (fuwafuwa TAIMU)
fuwafuwa TAIMU (fuwafuwa TAIMU)
fuwafuwa TAIMU (fuwafuwa TAIMU)
futo shita shigusa ni kyou mo HAATO ZUKIZUKI
sarige na egao wo fukayomi shisugite Overheat!
itsuka me ni shita (itsuka me ni shita) KIMI no MAJIkao (KIMI no MAJIkao)
hitomi tojite mo ukande kuru yo
yume de ii kara (yume de ii kara)
futari dake no Sweet Time hoshii no
aa KAMI-SAMA doushite
suki ni naru hodo Dream Night setsunai no
totteoki no kuma-chan dashita shi kon'ya wa daijoubu ka na?
mo sukoshi yuuki furutte
shizen ni hanaseba
nanika ga kawaru no ka na?
sonna ki suru kedo
dakedo sore ga ichiban muzukashii no yo
hanashi no kikkake to ka doushiyo
te ka dandori kangaeteru jiten de zenzen shizen ja nai yo ne
aa mou ii ya nechao nechao nechao---! (sou! nechao~)
aa KAMI-SAMA onegai
ichido dake no Miracle Time kudasai!
moshi sunnari hanasereba sono ato wa... dou ni ka naru yo ne
fuwafuwa TAIMU (fuwafuwa TAIMU)
fuwafuwa TAIMU (fuwafuwa TAIMU)
fuwafuwa TAIMU (fuwafuwa TAIMU)
Thursday, October 22, 2009
"japanese"
these days...
joel gila gao liao ohh....
last time we say japanese things...
expect porn, he run away...
now arr....
see us then shoot us japanese....
he go shoot michelle.....
michelle shoot back him:"anatawaitchibawaka?"
whole class look at her....
dia cakap apa leh.....
we ask her again...
she talk slowly:"anatawa itchi bawaka?"
we still what the du du she talking...
she do action....
she put her hand like wan dig down there...
then she say again...
ANATAWA ITCHI BAWAKA???
at last i understand....
anatawa.... itchy... bawah.. kah....
combination of jp bi bm....
是不是那么搞笑哦....
then joel go shoot teacher...
pn komati....
we all thought teacher will say:"what are u all talking??"
but then....she answered...
then shoot joel..
then shoot the whole class with japanese...
whole class most pro u lor....
joel gila gao liao ohh....
last time we say japanese things...
expect porn, he run away...
now arr....
see us then shoot us japanese....
he go shoot michelle.....
michelle shoot back him:"anatawaitchibawaka?"
whole class look at her....
dia cakap apa leh.....
we ask her again...
she talk slowly:"anatawa itchi bawaka?"
we still what the du du she talking...
she do action....
she put her hand like wan dig down there...
then she say again...
ANATAWA ITCHI BAWAKA???
at last i understand....
anatawa.... itchy... bawah.. kah....
combination of jp bi bm....
是不是那么搞笑哦....
then joel go shoot teacher...
pn komati....
we all thought teacher will say:"what are u all talking??"
but then....she answered...
then shoot joel..
then shoot the whole class with japanese...
whole class most pro u lor....
boring lor... something happen pls!!!
this year is a very special year
i done many many things that i thought i will not do
many many.... unexpected things....
its stupid.....
and when we are in primary school we said that we will be friends for ever....
now dun even know he is still here or no not....
we said we will never study....
now no study = suicide....
we said we will never marry ppl, because we will never like ppl....
memang bodoh ==
this year done many things....
sad de....
embarassing de....
hurt de....
happy de...
exciting de...
bla bla bla....
more meaningful than last few years at least...
this post is written....
because nothing to write le....
u all wan see stories...
then write a title in my chat box for me to make stories...
lack of ideas le....
i done many many things that i thought i will not do
many many.... unexpected things....
its stupid.....
and when we are in primary school we said that we will be friends for ever....
now dun even know he is still here or no not....
we said we will never study....
now no study = suicide....
we said we will never marry ppl, because we will never like ppl....
memang bodoh ==
this year done many things....
sad de....
embarassing de....
hurt de....
happy de...
exciting de...
bla bla bla....
more meaningful than last few years at least...
this post is written....
because nothing to write le....
u all wan see stories...
then write a title in my chat box for me to make stories...
lack of ideas le....
Sunday, October 11, 2009
失“声”
失身....
sorry... typing error....
is 失声.....
whoa...
now my voice... more sexier than 蔡依林，林志玲，章子怡.....
why leh?
2day...
something happen le...
i know that the storms just started....
my dad watching tv...
tsunami leh... so syok...
my mum winning in cards...
me sitting there only...
suddenly....
my bro came down.....
then my mum started telling stories...
u noe or not....
yesterday we (mom and dad) go bincang with the ppl about the house design
then we late go fetch that human over there (my bro 2moro PMR now watching tsunami)
then my bro listen le..
stand up shout
WHAT LATE!!! 40 MIN ARR
IF U TELL ME I WONT WASTE MY TIME SITTING THERE WAITING FOR U!!!
i am thinking..omg...just a small matter...
then my mom ask, u shout so long gao arr...
whoa... my bro macam mentos plus 7up jor....
fuyoh... he 4got my dad is just sitting in front him...
he block my dad TV view... and shout louder than the TV...
i am thinking.. he is dead....
my dad stand up shout 9 him diam7
whoa... he shout louder than my dad...
my mum no think jor....
GO TAKE THE BELT
my mom go take and smak him....
whoa... did he just rampas my mom's belt?!
my dad go take another belt smak him....
whoa... did he just KO my dad's belt?!
and he thought he can run away by just going into his room....
my mom and dad go take another belt and go chase him...
diu lor....
1st time in my life see them 2 take weapon chase 1 ppl de....
and when 1 is winning money and 1 is watching TV....
i fast fast follow up...
they are so determine to giv my bro 99 le....
my bro still duno he salah wat...
still shouting my mom and dad wrong....
my mom keep shouting him to shut up.....
my dad keep giv out *** words...........
diu lor....
he kena le.....
1 stroke.... 2 stroke.....
walau a.... fake fake say sorry la....
no wor... he still keep saying he correct....
my mom keep shouting....
my dad keep scolding....
their hand non stop le....
my bro blocking...
but still shouting he correct....
i only can see beast fighting....
disgrace....
my grandma and aunty + cousin downstairs...
they think whole maluri theirs arr.....
no neighbours de arrr.....
discrace!!!!
i wan stop them....
3 ppl voice leh.....
can listen izzit...
haih...
nvm....
me sacrifise sikit lor....
me go there rampas my dad's belt and throw floor.....
dad stun.... mom stun... bro more stun....
but then their voice still loud...
fine....
my voice x4....
3 beast at last shut up jor....
whoa...
my mom and dad staring me.....
takut saya...
but i dun wan to die either...
i halau my mom and dad... say i can gao dim...
shit lor... 得罪两个pangkat最高的人....
if i cant settle... me also dead...
shit... sendiri cari pasal...
but i think la...
if 1 person refuse to correct its mistake....
that person can go in rubbish bin tunggu masuk tanah...
but he dun even noe he salah where.....
when i telling him he salah wat...
he still dare say he correct....
he got so stupid mah...
i voice x4 again....
at last he noe he salah where....
took me an hour... but i think he learn something gua..
my dad no diu...
still watching his tsunami... the water coming le...
my mum no voice...
but she starts losing money...
after an hour....
my voice lost.....
sorry... typing error....
is 失声.....
whoa...
now my voice... more sexier than 蔡依林，林志玲，章子怡.....
why leh?
2day...
something happen le...
i know that the storms just started....
my dad watching tv...
tsunami leh... so syok...
my mum winning in cards...
me sitting there only...
suddenly....
my bro came down.....
then my mum started telling stories...
u noe or not....
yesterday we (mom and dad) go bincang with the ppl about the house design
then we late go fetch that human over there (my bro 2moro PMR now watching tsunami)
then my bro listen le..
stand up shout
WHAT LATE!!! 40 MIN ARR
IF U TELL ME I WONT WASTE MY TIME SITTING THERE WAITING FOR U!!!
i am thinking..omg...just a small matter...
then my mom ask, u shout so long gao arr...
whoa... my bro macam mentos plus 7up jor....
fuyoh... he 4got my dad is just sitting in front him...
he block my dad TV view... and shout louder than the TV...
i am thinking.. he is dead....
my dad stand up shout 9 him diam7
whoa... he shout louder than my dad...
my mum no think jor....
GO TAKE THE BELT
my mom go take and smak him....
whoa... did he just rampas my mom's belt?!
my dad go take another belt smak him....
whoa... did he just KO my dad's belt?!
and he thought he can run away by just going into his room....
my mom and dad go take another belt and go chase him...
diu lor....
1st time in my life see them 2 take weapon chase 1 ppl de....
and when 1 is winning money and 1 is watching TV....
i fast fast follow up...
they are so determine to giv my bro 99 le....
my bro still duno he salah wat...
still shouting my mom and dad wrong....
my mom keep shouting him to shut up.....
my dad keep giv out *** words...........
diu lor....
he kena le.....
1 stroke.... 2 stroke.....
walau a.... fake fake say sorry la....
no wor... he still keep saying he correct....
my mom keep shouting....
my dad keep scolding....
their hand non stop le....
my bro blocking...
but still shouting he correct....
i only can see beast fighting....
disgrace....
my grandma and aunty + cousin downstairs...
they think whole maluri theirs arr.....
no neighbours de arrr.....
discrace!!!!
i wan stop them....
3 ppl voice leh.....
can listen izzit...
haih...
nvm....
me sacrifise sikit lor....
me go there rampas my dad's belt and throw floor.....
dad stun.... mom stun... bro more stun....
but then their voice still loud...
fine....
my voice x4....
3 beast at last shut up jor....
whoa...
my mom and dad staring me.....
takut saya...
but i dun wan to die either...
i halau my mom and dad... say i can gao dim...
shit lor... 得罪两个pangkat最高的人....
if i cant settle... me also dead...
shit... sendiri cari pasal...
but i think la...
if 1 person refuse to correct its mistake....
that person can go in rubbish bin tunggu masuk tanah...
but he dun even noe he salah where.....
when i telling him he salah wat...
he still dare say he correct....
he got so stupid mah...
i voice x4 again....
at last he noe he salah where....
took me an hour... but i think he learn something gua..
my dad no diu...
still watching his tsunami... the water coming le...
my mum no voice...
but she starts losing money...
after an hour....
my voice lost.....
Saturday, October 10, 2009
exam.....
exam....
memang pressure ohh......
that's wat they say....
the only pressure i got is cant on9 more....
cant basketball more.....
cant dota.....
cant even watch TV....
or DVD... VCD.... DDD..... any D also cant watch la... dun even mention A....
cant even touch other things beside than books........
want cari perempuan pun ada masalah.....
exam is just a topic...
cos i cant find any better topic....
it is the hottest topic... i suppose....
the only thing i can say is....
fails......
these days arr...
fuyoh....
many things happen....
all bad de....
十号风暴.....
1st in my house.....
my house wan 装修....
half of my house will be DESTROY!!! and rebuild of course.....
be4 tat....
mum and dad nid 2 plan the design....
design wor..... u think eat rice meh....
just the toilet's position....
they argue one week.....
inside they added how many ******** language...
when my mom take the design out and start to "bincang" wif my dad......
my sis will hide under a table and shut up....
my bro will fake fake take a book and lock himself inside a room and "study"...
me arr... no place to hide le.... so dun wan hide lor...
ply computer... beside them....
i thought i am wearing earphone.... maximum voice....
but i still can listen:"山岭娘!! 没脑啊！臭咳!!蘭焦!!吃粉....."
non-stop attacking my ear drum....
i lebih rela listen to jay chou's punya rosak cd....卡带
霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍......霍until 2moro morning also merdu...
but mak i arr.... bak i also....
we humans are so peaceful in the earth...
the gods are shooting above us...
sometimes... the boom will miss and kena our peaceful earth...
mum:"u 6 months ago fail ur add maths!! wat are u doing?? GO STUDY"
i am thinking...
6 months ago u scolded me....
and then 6 months later again...
cant imagine what will happen in the coming 6 months...
my house is already kena roboh....
then i ply computer also will kena rogol....
but the storm is getting better after the design is finish....
lucky me....
or izzit i perasan...
the night before another storm coming is quiet....
then hor....
at school hor...
gang fight leh....
1st time leh!!
LIVE broadcast.....
but i start half way and cant finish the ending...
whoa...
the cina tumbuk the india...
solo....
then he catch the india and started punching the stomach....
then another india want save his comrad...
nothing to throw... he throw himself and then langgar the cina...
whoa... did he just smack him with the helmet????
walau a.... 1 gang of india vs sikit cina...
ply wat oh....
fuyoh... cina pro.... go take the parking lot thing up....
most pro u lor....
walau a.... he just use the steel chain to whip him!?!?!?!
cina clothes is no better than a begger's underwear....
whoa.. he no syok jor....
he wan tear off his own shirt.....
wah.... muscle leh!!!!
but his muscles is a bit concentrated....
only got 1 big muscle in the stomach.....
fuyoh... india sudah gang x2....
cina still the number....
walau a... he plan to solo them all???!!!!
wah... he took off his belt and start smaking them....
look properly --- HE smak THEM with only a BELT
then my mum say...boring la... let's go home...
my mom keep scolding them....
at first we are using the road... they blocking...
so my mom take a U-turn...
then they fight from this road to the other road....
u no see my mom... she just shout 死开点啦!!!!
she say if wan fight... take parang...
then chop the hand leg head *** part... all chop chop down
then become the front page of the stars....
dun become the last page....
just wasting paper......
we passangers who are sitting behind are thinking....
we in wrong car izzit.....
then this morning... ply ball ply ball la....
the human ply til no syok...
his friend go kacau dia :"u ply ball no nid like this de lar..."
whoa... he just tumbuk jia shin face....
walau a.... 1 week wan see how many fights ohh.....
then hor...
lim chee ask me create more storm...
i ask him how....
he say ask me write some thing in my msn pm....
"something"...
walau a...
when jia shin kena pukul... he say wan become mid ppl....
how to become mid ppl?
he dun wan jadi bystander...
he say so proudly:"if i not got a bike to watch over...i go help jia shin hentam the babi lor...."
...................
kena hentam balik then he knows.......
then now my brother arr.....
duno wat problem arr.....
mau ply wif my mom...
my mom so gentle jor.......
he still wan jadi babi....
buy rice giv him eat... he say no cilli then slam the table...
i watch TV til so syok....
i wan stand up shout him then hentam him de....
be4 i even plan it....
my mom sudah change face into second phase with a scary face in an insane phase...
THROW AWAY THE RICE!!!!
ASK HIM EAT SHIT!!!!!!!
my bro a bit scare jor... but he still walk upstairs... ask if nth happened...
U DARE U GO UP, SLEEP THERE FOREVER LAR...
when is about gaduh...
i sure got watak de.....
but this time hor..
whole house only can listen my mum voice....
i think neighbour also stunned....
my dad also diam diam stay upstairs watch TV...
this shows a woman's power when its about no syok...
they just shout... like watak utama in the XXX movie....
storms........
memang pressure ohh......
that's wat they say....
the only pressure i got is cant on9 more....
cant basketball more.....
cant dota.....
cant even watch TV....
or DVD... VCD.... DDD..... any D also cant watch la... dun even mention A....
cant even touch other things beside than books........
want cari perempuan pun ada masalah.....
exam is just a topic...
cos i cant find any better topic....
it is the hottest topic... i suppose....
the only thing i can say is....
fails......
these days arr...
fuyoh....
many things happen....
all bad de....
十号风暴.....
1st in my house.....
my house wan 装修....
half of my house will be DESTROY!!! and rebuild of course.....
be4 tat....
mum and dad nid 2 plan the design....
design wor..... u think eat rice meh....
just the toilet's position....
they argue one week.....
inside they added how many ******** language...
when my mom take the design out and start to "bincang" wif my dad......
my sis will hide under a table and shut up....
my bro will fake fake take a book and lock himself inside a room and "study"...
me arr... no place to hide le.... so dun wan hide lor...
ply computer... beside them....
i thought i am wearing earphone.... maximum voice....
but i still can listen:"山岭娘!! 没脑啊！臭咳!!蘭焦!!吃粉....."
non-stop attacking my ear drum....
i lebih rela listen to jay chou's punya rosak cd....卡带
霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍霍......霍until 2moro morning also merdu...
but mak i arr.... bak i also....
we humans are so peaceful in the earth...
the gods are shooting above us...
sometimes... the boom will miss and kena our peaceful earth...
mum:"u 6 months ago fail ur add maths!! wat are u doing?? GO STUDY"
i am thinking...
6 months ago u scolded me....
and then 6 months later again...
cant imagine what will happen in the coming 6 months...
my house is already kena roboh....
then i ply computer also will kena rogol....
but the storm is getting better after the design is finish....
lucky me....
or izzit i perasan...
the night before another storm coming is quiet....
then hor....
at school hor...
gang fight leh....
1st time leh!!
LIVE broadcast.....
but i start half way and cant finish the ending...
whoa...
the cina tumbuk the india...
solo....
then he catch the india and started punching the stomach....
then another india want save his comrad...
nothing to throw... he throw himself and then langgar the cina...
whoa... did he just smack him with the helmet????
walau a.... 1 gang of india vs sikit cina...
ply wat oh....
fuyoh... cina pro.... go take the parking lot thing up....
most pro u lor....
walau a.... he just use the steel chain to whip him!?!?!?!
cina clothes is no better than a begger's underwear....
whoa.. he no syok jor....
he wan tear off his own shirt.....
wah.... muscle leh!!!!
but his muscles is a bit concentrated....
only got 1 big muscle in the stomach.....
fuyoh... india sudah gang x2....
cina still the number....
walau a... he plan to solo them all???!!!!
wah... he took off his belt and start smaking them....
look properly --- HE smak THEM with only a BELT
then my mum say...boring la... let's go home...
my mom keep scolding them....
at first we are using the road... they blocking...
so my mom take a U-turn...
then they fight from this road to the other road....
u no see my mom... she just shout 死开点啦!!!!
she say if wan fight... take parang...
then chop the hand leg head *** part... all chop chop down
then become the front page of the stars....
dun become the last page....
just wasting paper......
we passangers who are sitting behind are thinking....
we in wrong car izzit.....
then this morning... ply ball ply ball la....
the human ply til no syok...
his friend go kacau dia :"u ply ball no nid like this de lar..."
whoa... he just tumbuk jia shin face....
walau a.... 1 week wan see how many fights ohh.....
then hor...
lim chee ask me create more storm...
i ask him how....
he say ask me write some thing in my msn pm....
"something"...
walau a...
when jia shin kena pukul... he say wan become mid ppl....
how to become mid ppl?
he dun wan jadi bystander...
he say so proudly:"if i not got a bike to watch over...i go help jia shin hentam the babi lor...."
...................
kena hentam balik then he knows.......
then now my brother arr.....
duno wat problem arr.....
mau ply wif my mom...
my mom so gentle jor.......
he still wan jadi babi....
buy rice giv him eat... he say no cilli then slam the table...
i watch TV til so syok....
i wan stand up shout him then hentam him de....
be4 i even plan it....
my mom sudah change face into second phase with a scary face in an insane phase...
THROW AWAY THE RICE!!!!
ASK HIM EAT SHIT!!!!!!!
my bro a bit scare jor... but he still walk upstairs... ask if nth happened...
U DARE U GO UP, SLEEP THERE FOREVER LAR...
when is about gaduh...
i sure got watak de.....
but this time hor..
whole house only can listen my mum voice....
i think neighbour also stunned....
my dad also diam diam stay upstairs watch TV...
this shows a woman's power when its about no syok...
they just shout... like watak utama in the XXX movie....
storms........
Sunday, October 4, 2009
appologize
1st i wan shoot streamyx...
so damn slow.....
i wan write post also hard...
msn also cant on....
curse......
2nd is bout zihan....
haih... babi tu....
whole 4B kena tembak by him 99....
our phone money sms until pokai jor....
3rd.....
bout my dai lou....
shouldnt ply secret exchange....
got see full-metal alchemist???
all about exchange with the same prize....
the prize he pay is quite big....
but me not less.....
just his problem comes now.....
mine later.....
he almost know everything bout the stunning things...
then in exchange....
....................................................................
sorry lor.......
so damn slow.....
i wan write post also hard...
msn also cant on....
curse......
2nd is bout zihan....
haih... babi tu....
whole 4B kena tembak by him 99....
our phone money sms until pokai jor....
3rd.....
bout my dai lou....
shouldnt ply secret exchange....
got see full-metal alchemist???
all about exchange with the same prize....
the prize he pay is quite big....
but me not less.....
just his problem comes now.....
mine later.....
he almost know everything bout the stunning things...
then in exchange....
....................................................................
sorry lor.......
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
sejarah
2day sejarah...
teacher come in 1st thing do is sapu us....
u orang beratur dalam tapak...blablabla...
i duno uncle is more leceh than an aunty...
after shooting us.....
he say:"apa yang saya ajar akan keluar dalam peperiksaan"
whoa.... whole class reacted a bit
but after 5 min....
uncle susu sound is sinked into our dialog....
the last 30 min of the class.....
he suddenly say:"u orang mau tips??"
whole class reacted uniformly :"MAU"
uncle susu:"u orang sekarang dengar apa saya ajar mesti 100% keluar"
our eyes have to open BIG BIG...
the last 10 min....
uncle susu:"since u all are so good, i will giv u the tips!"
then, the mama fakar go his bag take the EXAM PAPER out!!
omg... the front row comrad's eyes ere practising physic last chapter every single second...
but then non of the images form in their eyes.... stupid teacher.....
tapi.... his mouth.... i think we wont fail sejarah le...
i think he almost tell us 70% about the struktur and esei...
when i thought our teacher so damn kind....
lim chee told me after school
lim chee:"u know har, 2day har, our teacher har, gila liao orr....dun wan giv us note hor, but giv us many many tips orr,u say she not gila??"
uncle susu and aunty CC....
yer.... they pakat pakat.... wan let us think they kind...
I PUI!!!
teacher come in 1st thing do is sapu us....
u orang beratur dalam tapak...blablabla...
i duno uncle is more leceh than an aunty...
after shooting us.....
he say:"apa yang saya ajar akan keluar dalam peperiksaan"
whoa.... whole class reacted a bit
but after 5 min....
uncle susu sound is sinked into our dialog....
the last 30 min of the class.....
he suddenly say:"u orang mau tips??"
whole class reacted uniformly :"MAU"
uncle susu:"u orang sekarang dengar apa saya ajar mesti 100% keluar"
our eyes have to open BIG BIG...
the last 10 min....
uncle susu:"since u all are so good, i will giv u the tips!"
then, the mama fakar go his bag take the EXAM PAPER out!!
omg... the front row comrad's eyes ere practising physic last chapter every single second...
but then non of the images form in their eyes.... stupid teacher.....
tapi.... his mouth.... i think we wont fail sejarah le...
i think he almost tell us 70% about the struktur and esei...
when i thought our teacher so damn kind....
lim chee told me after school
lim chee:"u know har, 2day har, our teacher har, gila liao orr....dun wan giv us note hor, but giv us many many tips orr,u say she not gila??"
uncle susu and aunty CC....
yer.... they pakat pakat.... wan let us think they kind...
I PUI!!!
Monday, September 28, 2009
1st day after holiday
aiyo.... people now arr.....
bahasa teruk.... tak faham bahasa....
or only few people saja yang tahu translate bahasa chungyao...
forgive u all lor....
Kishen:"fxxk u" (i noe this person punya dialog wont change de)
chau chee:"ur mom"
lim chee:"i understand ur language la"
yi jie:"what are u talking...."
wei lun:"most success me, still no ppl know who is my "she"..."
christine:"yeh!already know all ur secrets le"
P/S > christine:"another living organism (include ur dog) know those things....u are damn finish)
start school le.....
we all still thinking about holidays....
about the past holidays....
and of course the coming holidays as well la...
but hor....
me, vei hung, au yong... plus another 27 people only waiting for that day...
a week after the exam..... pengetua Aunty Joe. is going to leave school.....
this let me thought about the stupid kangaroo's face today when perhimpunan...
the whole perhimpunan only takes 15 minutes....
because of something stupid....
aunty joe want to giv speech about school reopens....
"sudah lama cuti 10 hari, anda semua telah balik ke sekolah dan perlu....blablabla..."
quite boring.....
then she says :"silakan pk hem baru sekolah kami ialah.... puan sitiliah..."
i know that fact for a long time already....
when the last time we hormat her....(pn esah)
i saw her face.... those teacher give a sad or crying face...
only the kangaroo smiling...
knew she is going to take over her place....
never thought so soon.....
her speech more boring than aunty joe's.....
yalah... she not human mah... of course more 罗嗦 than aunty la.....
after her stupid speech... balik ke class.....
talk back about aunty joe leave school.......
last time... the old pengetua uncle han leave school.....
boring persembahan.... sing.. dance....
now arr..... got more le....
but this.... the newest event in our school.....
we are force to make 1 when hari koko.....
FORCED!! but then.... this one more syok than dadah....
1 time sudah make us wan continue....
when pn esah retire.... we should be making sketch....
but now if u go youtube.com type st john + pengakap....
wat u found? kawad kaki.....
why? kangaroo plus aunty la.....
but then hor.... 2nd time.... more syok jor....
sudah menyentuh hati kami.....
sentuh hati guru-guru... and the students as well.....
remember the 2nd kawad kaki...
they are laughing when we kawad out...
when we make a circle... when the 1st music start... when we ke kanan lurus...
students are laughing..... hampa kami...
teachers giv us a hampa face... we more hampa....
then.... when the music came out....
beritahu saya siapa punya mulut tak buka?
sampai the flower part....
uhhh..... wei lun... syok leh?
the screaming part....
better than watching A片......
because after A片... got B, C, D, E...
and then they scream so powerless.....
i... no, we... are waiting for that particular day
to send our aunty joe out
to the gate, then BYEBYE... that feeling sure will be syok!
but then... our kawad kaki berirama 3 is going to come out...
that feeling is more syok... when u listen 5 badan beruniform
combined....
30 people combined....
14 minutes+++.....
and the freeking song....
with the freeking steps....
ada lagi freeking formation....
cant wait....
after exam got 1 week before aunty bye from out school...
we no nid go class....(actually go class also teacher no teach le)
we will be kawad... kawad... kawad...
to make sure that day...
u all will shout...
louder than the watak perempuan utama dari tayangan 21SX++ punya dvd
loud sampai the camera breaks... windows.. glasses break...
then who is gonna pay the school back?
bahasa teruk.... tak faham bahasa....
or only few people saja yang tahu translate bahasa chungyao...
forgive u all lor....
Kishen:"fxxk u" (i noe this person punya dialog wont change de)
chau chee:"ur mom"
lim chee:"i understand ur language la"
yi jie:"what are u talking...."
wei lun:"most success me, still no ppl know who is my "she"..."
christine:"yeh!already know all ur secrets le"
P/S > christine:"another living organism (include ur dog) know those things....u are damn finish)
start school le.....
we all still thinking about holidays....
about the past holidays....
and of course the coming holidays as well la...
but hor....
me, vei hung, au yong... plus another 27 people only waiting for that day...
a week after the exam..... pengetua Aunty Joe. is going to leave school.....
this let me thought about the stupid kangaroo's face today when perhimpunan...
the whole perhimpunan only takes 15 minutes....
because of something stupid....
aunty joe want to giv speech about school reopens....
"sudah lama cuti 10 hari, anda semua telah balik ke sekolah dan perlu....blablabla..."
quite boring.....
then she says :"silakan pk hem baru sekolah kami ialah.... puan sitiliah..."
i know that fact for a long time already....
when the last time we hormat her....(pn esah)
i saw her face.... those teacher give a sad or crying face...
only the kangaroo smiling...
knew she is going to take over her place....
never thought so soon.....
her speech more boring than aunty joe's.....
yalah... she not human mah... of course more 罗嗦 than aunty la.....
after her stupid speech... balik ke class.....
talk back about aunty joe leave school.......
last time... the old pengetua uncle han leave school.....
boring persembahan.... sing.. dance....
now arr..... got more le....
but this.... the newest event in our school.....
we are force to make 1 when hari koko.....
FORCED!! but then.... this one more syok than dadah....
1 time sudah make us wan continue....
when pn esah retire.... we should be making sketch....
but now if u go youtube.com type st john + pengakap....
wat u found? kawad kaki.....
why? kangaroo plus aunty la.....
but then hor.... 2nd time.... more syok jor....
sudah menyentuh hati kami.....
sentuh hati guru-guru... and the students as well.....
remember the 2nd kawad kaki...
they are laughing when we kawad out...
when we make a circle... when the 1st music start... when we ke kanan lurus...
students are laughing..... hampa kami...
teachers giv us a hampa face... we more hampa....
then.... when the music came out....
beritahu saya siapa punya mulut tak buka?
sampai the flower part....
uhhh..... wei lun... syok leh?
the screaming part....
better than watching A片......
because after A片... got B, C, D, E...
and then they scream so powerless.....
i... no, we... are waiting for that particular day
to send our aunty joe out
to the gate, then BYEBYE... that feeling sure will be syok!
but then... our kawad kaki berirama 3 is going to come out...
that feeling is more syok... when u listen 5 badan beruniform
combined....
30 people combined....
14 minutes+++.....
and the freeking song....
with the freeking steps....
ada lagi freeking formation....
cant wait....
after exam got 1 week before aunty bye from out school...
we no nid go class....(actually go class also teacher no teach le)
we will be kawad... kawad... kawad...
to make sure that day...
u all will shout...
louder than the watak perempuan utama dari tayangan 21SX++ punya dvd
loud sampai the camera breaks... windows.. glasses break...
then who is gonna pay the school back?
Sunday, September 27, 2009
this short holiday's ending
everybody say they duno wat i talking about in the last 2 post....
of course u all duno silly.....
only that human knows ==
P/S: u all arent human, beast!
Kishen:'fxxk u'
people who knows me:"most beast u lar!"
or :"if we are beast, u wont be better than us"
or maybe:"beast??? go look into the mirror then u see 1"
or some even maybe:"we beast? macam u la, u teach de"
dun care... i am not answering christine question
mayb if u... hehe.... then maybe i giv u some info la....
u noe.... they do business.... the girl will use some "skill" to make the contract...
christine:"PUI, who cares about u!"
today... basketball.... all busy boys.....
then we ply lor... me hung kishen...
when we 3 plying... opp side got 10++ ppl plying.. scary.....
suddenly 1 come.... 2 folo... then say 3 on 3.....
kena sapu.... WE...kena sapu......
habis...... tak perlu main....
then rikiwen come..... rikishen syok...... then ply 4 on 4....
they look so syok.... me and hung become pot beside the TV
everybody only looking at TV... not the pot beside it.....
then 1st round lose 3 marks... so nxt round they say wan 3 marks 1st..
i lc lor... say i shoot lor... 2 riki diam diam, hung 2...
1st shot... almost..... kishen shout :"one lar!"
then 2nd..... 3rd... 4th....
when 4th miss... kishen shout fuk u!
when the 5th time i got the ball..... he wan diu me already....
when he ball is out of my hand.... he wan die already...
when the ball is in.... his mouth shut for 3 second......
but we still lose.....
then we got break time from 1 round
we talk about girls.... walau a...... kishen talk about a pig...
and say the pig is cute and sweet.......
of course pigs are cute...... when u barbecue it and eat it la.....
he say until his carrot.... no adj....... cos he used up all this morning....
i diam diam...... he say he win the bet..... about MKB can press or not....
his prize is.... her......
i say go la.... if u can.....
he diam diam....... haih...
knew he cant.........
then he say he wan buy triple boots le, tele, phase, trends....
1st he wears tele and phase, then attach another trends....
一脚踏三船......... pandai dia.......
then go home..... 3 ppl say wan come my house "study"
1 sleep....... 1 no mood (got mood pick carrot out from vege and ply dota lar)
so 1 come...... come gao lan..... then he challange me PS2......
u noe de la.... wat game i like most.... berpeluh punya...
his finger can catch up my leg... last level leh....
then he say boring... chg lor....
u cant see..... his leg cant even react when he saw the arrows fly up...
my fingers also.......
then i feel bored.... dun wan read sejarah la...
the sejarah notes xxxxx lent me.... read teks book better....
then i say i wan ply it......
zihan say me gila insane head got problem......
i will put the song in my mixpod playlist
untuk membuktikan kecekalan saya, i wont change the song until i can ply half of the song....
god knows...... Haruhi Suzumiya no Yuuutsu
Viewer:"this guy must be crazy...."
of course u all duno silly.....
only that human knows ==
P/S: u all arent human, beast!
Kishen:'fxxk u'
people who knows me:"most beast u lar!"
or :"if we are beast, u wont be better than us"
or maybe:"beast??? go look into the mirror then u see 1"
or some even maybe:"we beast? macam u la, u teach de"
dun care... i am not answering christine question
mayb if u... hehe.... then maybe i giv u some info la....
u noe.... they do business.... the girl will use some "skill" to make the contract...
christine:"PUI, who cares about u!"
today... basketball.... all busy boys.....
then we ply lor... me hung kishen...
when we 3 plying... opp side got 10++ ppl plying.. scary.....
suddenly 1 come.... 2 folo... then say 3 on 3.....
kena sapu.... WE...kena sapu......
habis...... tak perlu main....
then rikiwen come..... rikishen syok...... then ply 4 on 4....
they look so syok.... me and hung become pot beside the TV
everybody only looking at TV... not the pot beside it.....
then 1st round lose 3 marks... so nxt round they say wan 3 marks 1st..
i lc lor... say i shoot lor... 2 riki diam diam, hung 2...
1st shot... almost..... kishen shout :"one lar!"
then 2nd..... 3rd... 4th....
when 4th miss... kishen shout fuk u!
when the 5th time i got the ball..... he wan diu me already....
when he ball is out of my hand.... he wan die already...
when the ball is in.... his mouth shut for 3 second......
but we still lose.....
then we got break time from 1 round
we talk about girls.... walau a...... kishen talk about a pig...
and say the pig is cute and sweet.......
of course pigs are cute...... when u barbecue it and eat it la.....
he say until his carrot.... no adj....... cos he used up all this morning....
i diam diam...... he say he win the bet..... about MKB can press or not....
his prize is.... her......
i say go la.... if u can.....
he diam diam....... haih...
knew he cant.........
then he say he wan buy triple boots le, tele, phase, trends....
1st he wears tele and phase, then attach another trends....
一脚踏三船......... pandai dia.......
then go home..... 3 ppl say wan come my house "study"
1 sleep....... 1 no mood (got mood pick carrot out from vege and ply dota lar)
so 1 come...... come gao lan..... then he challange me PS2......
u noe de la.... wat game i like most.... berpeluh punya...
his finger can catch up my leg... last level leh....
then he say boring... chg lor....
u cant see..... his leg cant even react when he saw the arrows fly up...
my fingers also.......
then i feel bored.... dun wan read sejarah la...
the sejarah notes xxxxx lent me.... read teks book better....
then i say i wan ply it......
zihan say me gila insane head got problem......
i will put the song in my mixpod playlist
untuk membuktikan kecekalan saya, i wont change the song until i can ply half of the song....
god knows...... Haruhi Suzumiya no Yuuutsu
Viewer:"this guy must be crazy...."
Saturday, September 26, 2009
escaped
yeepee!
after a week from locking myself in the syok-deleting centre
at last i am free from the control of words!
free at last!
i can dun think about it le!
a small request, hope that human dun shoot me again
if wan shoot, tembak sampai i 100% kena
dun sampai separuh henti! zi han no syok de...
ZiHan:"har? sudah shooting until half liao can stop de meh??!"
no comment....
now i recall.....
my holiday is meaningness.......
that human shoot me until my mind and body is forced to folo....
i am happy to do tat de..... ketagih liao mah ==
then dun stop mah == stupid human.....
ur head gila then gila sampai the end of the world lar!!
why u stop? books pressure???
u still have got those kind of problem de meh......
i tell u arr.... jerebu from indonesia never stop de.....
last time tsunami also no stop.......
earthquake also wont stop so suddenly la.......
yi jie also wont stop steeling shion's heart.....
lim chee wont stop stepping 2 boats with 1 leg......
vei hung wont stop keeping his handphone message.....
kishen wont stop watching others blog when he just started.......
chau chee wont stop making "poems" in school........
wei lun wont stop keeping his secret about "her"......
christine wont stop asking me who is "she".......
me also wont stop keeping my secret.......
ke juin wont stop converting herself into a kristian.....
ai juin wont stop drawing others hand.......
zi han wont stop sleeping until afternoon.......
christopher wont stop cari ling sze........
ling sze also wont stop let chris find la......
joel wont stop think about ting ting.......
zi ying wont stop hitting me when i "contact" her......
jun nian wont stop creating nonsance.......
not just him wont stop.......
jia sern wont stop shooting faul language.....
we all also wont stop la.......
tapi??? Mengapa?
Kenapa?
the stop of the syoking act came up too suddenly......
saya arr...... not happy.... personally no syok u........
......but u think la.....我怎么会不爽你........
i no syok my mom always wont no syok u.....
no syok add maths and sejarah also wont no syok u....
i memang tak pernah friends with that 2 subject....
i can no syok every single friend also wont no syok.....
bukan tak mau tak syok u....
it's tak boleh......
tak akan.............
tak mungkin......
nvm la...... must stop le fine......
i dun wan christine go school 集合江湖人物....
十八般兵器........ 各派武艺............
then 追杀我........
i still wan my life...... banyak barang belum buat.......
so.... i think i should shut up about "that human"......
maybe it's just a imaginary person from my head.....
means i syok sendiri.........
hahaha.........
blog viewers:" U THINK WE BELIEVE U?????? SPIT IT OUT!!!!!!!!"
believe or not la....... ~~~The End~~~
Kishen:"i still duno wat u talking about la!"
Christine:"tell lar... dun learn wei lun leh...."
wei lun:"now it's my business....."
lim chee:"u 失恋 meh??"
yi jie:"cant tahan le.... tell me....."
ai juin:"tell lar!! arent we sisters?"
ke juin:"know u wont tell de lar....."
zi han:"haih.... die also dun wan tell...."
joel:"dun deny it.... we know it..."
christopher:"ya la! when started?"
chau chee:"aiya... brother... 心照了啦!!"
***attention:
these words are NOT rekaan semata-matanya
they came out from ur mouth.... mulut anda... recall lar...
saya dengar, ingat, taip....
u all said it before....
ini bukan rekaan..... tak ada copy right....
sue me when u got ur Hak-mulut
wakaka ^^ dun hit me in school!
after a week from locking myself in the syok-deleting centre
at last i am free from the control of words!
free at last!
i can dun think about it le!
a small request, hope that human dun shoot me again
if wan shoot, tembak sampai i 100% kena
dun sampai separuh henti! zi han no syok de...
ZiHan:"har? sudah shooting until half liao can stop de meh??!"
no comment....
now i recall.....
my holiday is meaningness.......
that human shoot me until my mind and body is forced to folo....
i am happy to do tat de..... ketagih liao mah ==
then dun stop mah == stupid human.....
ur head gila then gila sampai the end of the world lar!!
why u stop? books pressure???
u still have got those kind of problem de meh......
i tell u arr.... jerebu from indonesia never stop de.....
last time tsunami also no stop.......
earthquake also wont stop so suddenly la.......
yi jie also wont stop steeling shion's heart.....
lim chee wont stop stepping 2 boats with 1 leg......
vei hung wont stop keeping his handphone message.....
kishen wont stop watching others blog when he just started.......
chau chee wont stop making "poems" in school........
wei lun wont stop keeping his secret about "her"......
christine wont stop asking me who is "she".......
me also wont stop keeping my secret.......
ke juin wont stop converting herself into a kristian.....
ai juin wont stop drawing others hand.......
zi han wont stop sleeping until afternoon.......
christopher wont stop cari ling sze........
ling sze also wont stop let chris find la......
joel wont stop think about ting ting.......
zi ying wont stop hitting me when i "contact" her......
jun nian wont stop creating nonsance.......
not just him wont stop.......
jia sern wont stop shooting faul language.....
we all also wont stop la.......
tapi??? Mengapa?
Kenapa?
the stop of the syoking act came up too suddenly......
saya arr...... not happy.... personally no syok u........
......but u think la.....我怎么会不爽你........
i no syok my mom always wont no syok u.....
no syok add maths and sejarah also wont no syok u....
i memang tak pernah friends with that 2 subject....
i can no syok every single friend also wont no syok.....
bukan tak mau tak syok u....
it's tak boleh......
tak akan.............
tak mungkin......
nvm la...... must stop le fine......
i dun wan christine go school 集合江湖人物....
十八般兵器........ 各派武艺............
then 追杀我........
i still wan my life...... banyak barang belum buat.......
so.... i think i should shut up about "that human"......
maybe it's just a imaginary person from my head.....
means i syok sendiri.........
hahaha.........
blog viewers:" U THINK WE BELIEVE U?????? SPIT IT OUT!!!!!!!!"
believe or not la....... ~~~The End~~~
Kishen:"i still duno wat u talking about la!"
Christine:"tell lar... dun learn wei lun leh...."
wei lun:"now it's my business....."
lim chee:"u 失恋 meh??"
yi jie:"cant tahan le.... tell me....."
ai juin:"tell lar!! arent we sisters?"
ke juin:"know u wont tell de lar....."
zi han:"haih.... die also dun wan tell...."
joel:"dun deny it.... we know it..."
christopher:"ya la! when started?"
chau chee:"aiya... brother... 心照了啦!!"
***attention:
these words are NOT rekaan semata-matanya
they came out from ur mouth.... mulut anda... recall lar...
saya dengar, ingat, taip....
u all said it before....
ini bukan rekaan..... tak ada copy right....
sue me when u got ur Hak-mulut
wakaka ^^ dun hit me in school!
Friday, September 25, 2009
regret le....
this kind of thing arr.....
more effective than dadah....
more exiting than going on rocket...
more syok than triple ultra kill in dota....
more shocking than knowing ur dad pass away....
more happier than knowing i no nid pay back ur money....
more insane than those in green house (青山神经病院)
more fun than hitting ur enemy face
more scarier than my mom hit my dad....
more terrible than earthquake....
more horrible than watching jolin no make-up.......
more unexpected than my mom let me fail all my exam......
can guess wat the heck is that????
words......
since that night those shocking words cut through my mind.....
i cant sleep le...........
must online until headache......
must always think about it.......
everytime think about it..........
like heart attack........
how to sleep.... how to study.... how to ply dota.... how to ply basketball....
if its just a stun nevermind......
vengeful sprit and lion came direct in front me
rogue knight and lina from beside
somemore flying batrider
and when i going back fauntain
earthshaker and taurain cheiftain came.....
and the they all gb gao me.....
3 hearts plus butterflies also die......
how to tahan......
我情愿不要听那一段话, 不要看那一段句子.......
now everyday in syok mood.... syoking everyday......
wan to sing song already....
chungyao:"because of you i never stay........."
everybody:"diam babi, shut up, 收声!!!!!!!!"
now i know already.........
accept it lar???
or deny it?????
damn lor.... this kind of syoking things, dun really wan to forget it......
tapi dun forget, no nid sleep wor????
giv me a break..... all these come so suddenly.....
like a speed arrow non-stop from windrunner.......
now.... those words.... i waiting for more......
ketagih jor...... wont be able to throw it away for now.....
every single word..... stick like uhu elephant gum.....
in my mind.....
that human.... choose time to tell me these kind of things de.....
when i tell.... deny pulak......
then suddenly that night.... that human say :"头疯哦!!!!"
apa pun keluar...... those skill are like rojak.... shooting skills some more....
then... shoot back!!!!! then that human make the next move......
my frozen throne break.....
the window says that :"you are dicconnected"........
damn it..... lost to some pure words from a simple human......
never thought this knid of things will happen to me......
whose words got this kind of power????
if zi han say he wont watch porn ever again...... mayb i stun bit la.....
if joel say he dun wan go market buy things anymore... mayb shock a bit la....
if lim chee say his laptop giv me..... mayb syok sikit la
or maybe wei lun say he can dunk and crush the whole tiang.... mayb scary lor....
if vei hung say he lend me money everytime after basketball and no need return... mayb i will feel happy.....
if yi jie say he took shion..... tat's unexpected.....
if miss tang dun make-up and wear high heels..... that is sure more horrible jolin no make-up....
but these all multiple by 10 also lose to ONE SENTENCE......
stupid lor......
type so long le....... the main thing is i regret listening to it....
now so high le....
my fans:"come on now.... spit it out.... wat is the sentence...."
ok..... the sentence is......
walau a...... izinkan saya tambah lebih banyak adjective dulu....
就是很刺激，吓到我睡不着啦!!!!!
the sentence is..................................................................................................................
it's........................................................................................................................................
--- ^^ XD ^^
more effective than dadah....
more exiting than going on rocket...
more syok than triple ultra kill in dota....
more shocking than knowing ur dad pass away....
more happier than knowing i no nid pay back ur money....
more insane than those in green house (青山神经病院)
more fun than hitting ur enemy face
more scarier than my mom hit my dad....
more terrible than earthquake....
more horrible than watching jolin no make-up.......
more unexpected than my mom let me fail all my exam......
can guess wat the heck is that????
words......
since that night those shocking words cut through my mind.....
i cant sleep le...........
must online until headache......
must always think about it.......
everytime think about it..........
like heart attack........
how to sleep.... how to study.... how to ply dota.... how to ply basketball....
if its just a stun nevermind......
vengeful sprit and lion came direct in front me
rogue knight and lina from beside
somemore flying batrider
and when i going back fauntain
earthshaker and taurain cheiftain came.....
and the they all gb gao me.....
3 hearts plus butterflies also die......
how to tahan......
我情愿不要听那一段话, 不要看那一段句子.......
now everyday in syok mood.... syoking everyday......
wan to sing song already....
chungyao:"because of you i never stay........."
everybody:"diam babi, shut up, 收声!!!!!!!!"
now i know already.........
accept it lar???
or deny it?????
damn lor.... this kind of syoking things, dun really wan to forget it......
tapi dun forget, no nid sleep wor????
giv me a break..... all these come so suddenly.....
like a speed arrow non-stop from windrunner.......
now.... those words.... i waiting for more......
ketagih jor...... wont be able to throw it away for now.....
every single word..... stick like uhu elephant gum.....
in my mind.....
that human.... choose time to tell me these kind of things de.....
when i tell.... deny pulak......
then suddenly that night.... that human say :"头疯哦!!!!"
apa pun keluar...... those skill are like rojak.... shooting skills some more....
then... shoot back!!!!! then that human make the next move......
my frozen throne break.....
the window says that :"you are dicconnected"........
damn it..... lost to some pure words from a simple human......
never thought this knid of things will happen to me......
whose words got this kind of power????
if zi han say he wont watch porn ever again...... mayb i stun bit la.....
if joel say he dun wan go market buy things anymore... mayb shock a bit la....
if lim chee say his laptop giv me..... mayb syok sikit la
or maybe wei lun say he can dunk and crush the whole tiang.... mayb scary lor....
if vei hung say he lend me money everytime after basketball and no need return... mayb i will feel happy.....
if yi jie say he took shion..... tat's unexpected.....
if miss tang dun make-up and wear high heels..... that is sure more horrible jolin no make-up....
but these all multiple by 10 also lose to ONE SENTENCE......
stupid lor......
type so long le....... the main thing is i regret listening to it....
now so high le....
my fans:"come on now.... spit it out.... wat is the sentence...."
ok..... the sentence is......
walau a...... izinkan saya tambah lebih banyak adjective dulu....
就是很刺激，吓到我睡不着啦!!!!!
the sentence is..................................................................................................................
it's........................................................................................................................................
Thursday, September 24, 2009
free time
now holiday.....
no holiday also damn free already...
now more free...... free until duno do wat....
these 6 days doing same things......
msn.... sms..... damn.... cant dota...... curse garena......
basketball.... tuition.......
msn.... sms......
basketball...... tuition...... (copy paste 100 times)
so boring.....
the only interest thing that will happen is when we ply basketball.....
at first... only me..... then hung join....
yi jie like to put plane..... jia sern sleep longer....
we got a new member 0.o JOEL!!!
2day... yi jie wan action le..... ask me call shion to ask weather she at home or not....
how to call.... no phone.....
so i have to disturb other people....
yi jie say belanja me makan.... i force him to belanja the person i disturbed too
means double... hehe..
if he make it DOUBLE, 2x2=4 YAHOO my maths improve....
Viewer:"lame la....."
fine..... 2moro we whole gang catch yi jie at basketball court and us the ball to force his mouth out..... haha.....
me black le..... kena sun burn..... 半边脸都熟了..... pimples break out like when zi han releasing pressure in toilet ---- BILLIONS
zi han:"how u noe i release stress?"
i memang understand u....
duno got girl like or not..... aiya... should shut up le...
nanti go tuition u guys gb me like this morning...... mampus lor saya.....
no holiday also damn free already...
now more free...... free until duno do wat....
these 6 days doing same things......
msn.... sms..... damn.... cant dota...... curse garena......
basketball.... tuition.......
msn.... sms......
basketball...... tuition...... (copy paste 100 times)
so boring.....
the only interest thing that will happen is when we ply basketball.....
at first... only me..... then hung join....
yi jie like to put plane..... jia sern sleep longer....
we got a new member 0.o JOEL!!!
2day... yi jie wan action le..... ask me call shion to ask weather she at home or not....
how to call.... no phone.....
so i have to disturb other people....
yi jie say belanja me makan.... i force him to belanja the person i disturbed too
means double... hehe..
if he make it DOUBLE, 2x2=4 YAHOO my maths improve....
Viewer:"lame la....."
fine..... 2moro we whole gang catch yi jie at basketball court and us the ball to force his mouth out..... haha.....
me black le..... kena sun burn..... 半边脸都熟了..... pimples break out like when zi han releasing pressure in toilet ---- BILLIONS
zi han:"how u noe i release stress?"
i memang understand u....
duno got girl like or not..... aiya... should shut up le...
nanti go tuition u guys gb me like this morning...... mampus lor saya.....
Monday, September 21, 2009
new songs
2 new songs......
lag like shit when i got it....
1st is say cheese! for u all that arent happy
2nd is wo ai ni!!
just for someone, some one special for me ^^ and for her ^^
who lai de??
not telling u!!!
lag like shit when i got it....
1st is say cheese! for u all that arent happy
2nd is wo ai ni!!
just for someone, some one special for me ^^ and for her ^^
who lai de??
not telling u!!!
Thursday, September 17, 2009
puan esah retirement
ohoh.... our big day came..... kawad kaki berirama........
auyong say this isnt berirama..... this is callad "kawad persaraan"
got difference meh????
zhen hoong:"diam lah u, of course diff lah!!( he refer to me )"
we training lor.........
our 1st problem is the dancing part.... hu lets the frongs out!!!!
屁股不齐......... 僵尸跳不齐......... come back to me worse........
when the 3rd song (joint, guitar sound), zi ying suppose to rock out de......
we training....... when is her part..... she will shout 我不要... wif a cute and scary voice......
but her guitar rocking action are still so damn pro..... even though her mouth arent same wif her action.........
wei lun part...... every time we train..... he sure laugh like shit........
his part is when i go around him, then he slow slow stand up.......
when he stand.... he smile... laugh..... then kena fxxk by all of us.......
when the part to open a path for wei lun to give flower to pn esah.....
vei hung make a very stupid face............ we all say he wont do it..... he did it.........
the auyong "moonwalk".... zhen hoong and jia sern gay......
au yong:"这代表 st john 和 pengakap 的情谊啊！！"
jia sern and zhen hoong:"PUI!!!!"
then zi ying and christine should 含情脉脉 look into each other eyes....
but turn out they cant open a straight line.........
my job arr.... most simplest!!!! when i walk around wei lun, then he stand
when he stand, then i kneel down....... cool!!
i think de leh!! 称赞一下?????
anyone who read this post:"PUI u 99!!!"
after wei lun kneel down and gave the flower....... all people shout..... SHOUT at HIM ONLY!!!
vei hung got ppl laugh when he do the wistle thing.......
auyong and ziying got the guitar part.....
and then they got the turning make path part.....
jia sern and zhen hoong also.......
me damn ka le feh leh..........
no clap de..... duno you (you know who u are.......) got clap or not.....
then after our persembahan..... waliao leh!! hormat?!?!?!???!!!!!!!!
our cap not here!! all fly go find cap........
pengakap most pro.....
我的给了你!!!! 哪里有!!!!!!! 我的好像没带.........
at last we all go out hormat.... the most boring part......
then 4A 4B sing.... badan beruniform can go to gate hormat her YES!!!
my fellow friends...... 甩手甩到.......... sing til....... we out there stand until also boring .....
then her car come out.... u see the kangaroo sitting beside puan esah?????
she is smiling!! i bet she is gonna be out pk hem..... 我们有难咯!!!!!!!
when her car come out, we all shout selamat bersara to her.... she not listening.... damn her.......
then 1 freeking day off..........
day off??? i got tired like shit........
auyong say this isnt berirama..... this is callad "kawad persaraan"
got difference meh????
zhen hoong:"diam lah u, of course diff lah!!( he refer to me )"
we training lor.........
our 1st problem is the dancing part.... hu lets the frongs out!!!!
屁股不齐......... 僵尸跳不齐......... come back to me worse........
when the 3rd song (joint, guitar sound), zi ying suppose to rock out de......
we training....... when is her part..... she will shout 我不要... wif a cute and scary voice......
but her guitar rocking action are still so damn pro..... even though her mouth arent same wif her action.........
wei lun part...... every time we train..... he sure laugh like shit........
his part is when i go around him, then he slow slow stand up.......
when he stand.... he smile... laugh..... then kena fxxk by all of us.......
when the part to open a path for wei lun to give flower to pn esah.....
vei hung make a very stupid face............ we all say he wont do it..... he did it.........
the auyong "moonwalk".... zhen hoong and jia sern gay......
au yong:"这代表 st john 和 pengakap 的情谊啊！！"
jia sern and zhen hoong:"PUI!!!!"
then zi ying and christine should 含情脉脉 look into each other eyes....
but turn out they cant open a straight line.........
my job arr.... most simplest!!!! when i walk around wei lun, then he stand
when he stand, then i kneel down....... cool!!
i think de leh!! 称赞一下?????
anyone who read this post:"PUI u 99!!!"
after wei lun kneel down and gave the flower....... all people shout..... SHOUT at HIM ONLY!!!
vei hung got ppl laugh when he do the wistle thing.......
auyong and ziying got the guitar part.....
and then they got the turning make path part.....
jia sern and zhen hoong also.......
me damn ka le feh leh..........
no clap de..... duno you (you know who u are.......) got clap or not.....
then after our persembahan..... waliao leh!! hormat?!?!?!???!!!!!!!!
our cap not here!! all fly go find cap........
pengakap most pro.....
我的给了你!!!! 哪里有!!!!!!! 我的好像没带.........
at last we all go out hormat.... the most boring part......
then 4A 4B sing.... badan beruniform can go to gate hormat her YES!!!
my fellow friends...... 甩手甩到.......... sing til....... we out there stand until also boring .....
then her car come out.... u see the kangaroo sitting beside puan esah?????
she is smiling!! i bet she is gonna be out pk hem..... 我们有难咯!!!!!!!
when her car come out, we all shout selamat bersara to her.... she not listening.... damn her.......
then 1 freeking day off..........
day off??? i got tired like shit........
Sunday, September 13, 2009
a memorable day
2day, is the SJK(C)Kepong 2 Chess open tournerment
from Bkt Maluri school, me kuan hau yang and poh are in under-16 group
when we go there, 我多了一个跟班, shion......
we got 1 約束, lose push-up 30, resign 15
her 目的??? 路人所知也........
1st round start!!! yapchungyao vs thankokkuan....... it's sure 0-1.......
yuyang vs nub...... hau vs nub......
poh vs teh kai wen...... the name is soooo familiar.....poh lose....
all students from SJK(C)kepong2 sure heard about her, and her sister....
me and poh kena push-up...........
second round........ OH!! me vs nub!!! lucky me!!!!
the participants!! singth(mangkali), 傻呼呼(cos he looks like 1), kai wen, 5 of us, 2 nub, kai sheng(KB form 3)
kokkuan vs yuyang..... their 打和协议 not acheived.... kuan sapu yuyang 1-0
poh vs nub.......1-0 hau vs singth.....0-1
uhh.... hau kena push-up 15, yuyang 2
third round kuan vs kai wen.......0-1 he say he lose time no kena cheakmate no nid push-up, we all international finger gao him lar!!!!
yuyang vs singth..... waliao!! he draw wif singth leh!! 1/2 - 1/2
poh vs another nub.... 1-0 how lucky can he be...
hau kena kai sheng sapu, 0-1 damn nub....
me kena 傻乎乎.... tot he really 傻乎乎.... but when he sit there stare at the chess board for 15 min..... i kena sapu... 0-1......
ahlah... push-up lagi......
forth round!! hoho!! yuyang vs me!!! we ply u must take until last 2 king 1/2 - 1/2
huan and poh ohh, also ply draw~~! hau kena nub, 1-0
whaliao!!! after this we kena mak kuan diao!!!
they say we draw draw waste marks bla bla bla.....
5th round!! i kena bye...... means got 11 people, me 不战而胜...
they ply wat i dun care le...... i go analyze
mayb i last round wif another nub then i will got 3.5 marks!! yah... i can get top 7!!
i got 1 hour break.... so?? i run all over the SJK(C)Kepong 2.....
好怀念........... nothing change... the stupid tandas only become bigger....... tat's all..
my class, my place 4 years ago..... nothing changed....
the person who taught me, ply wif me, sit beside me.....
so damn clear when i am sitting in my place...... B校舍 no aircond le...
i wonder why... i got more memories from there, the aircond class....
i remember what will happen to my legs when i kena the aircond......
then i run through the whole block..... standard 1, 2...5,6.........
tat's 1 hour wasted..... not really.... quite happy la.....
then the last round.. when i thought i really be meeting a nub....
my last opponant is 郑.凯.文.!!!!!
i scold the freeking computer error in the last minute.....
kuan vs singth... hu win all and only draw with yuyang
hau bye..... free marks + 2 nub = 3 marks......
poh ply nub...... 1 draw, 2 nub.......plus a really skillful win.....
yuyang ply 傻乎乎.... lose gao jor....... 3 marks...
then kuan lose.....4.5 marks....(he sapu 3 maluri humans!! and then 1 nub plus draw!!)
when the whole dewan is peacefull and the judges are going to paparkan the last result....
still got 2 sohai plying there... me and she......
we 2 ply like....... no adjective....
me NO WRONG MOVE!!!! i winning the whole 局势....
she wrong 1, but winning me in skill
tat's the difference..... when this 惊天地,泣鬼神 punya game progressing!!!
kuan:"i just lost her... dun win..."
hau:"die liao lar!!"
yuyang poh:"go get her AHH!!!'
at last... i lose back... she extra 4 pawns and 1 of it made it.....
so....... but.... i am cool....
this is honourable.... kuan also no dare scold me.......
hau also diam diam cant lc me....
i NO WRONG MOVE
she pro nia.......
so.... the results: 1st singth 2nd 傻乎乎 3rd kaiwen 4th kuan 5th poh
6th yuyang 7th kaisheng 8th chau 9th me.... cos she pro....
from Bkt Maluri school, me kuan hau yang and poh are in under-16 group
when we go there, 我多了一个跟班, shion......
we got 1 約束, lose push-up 30, resign 15
her 目的??? 路人所知也........
1st round start!!! yapchungyao vs thankokkuan....... it's sure 0-1.......
yuyang vs nub...... hau vs nub......
poh vs teh kai wen...... the name is soooo familiar.....poh lose....
all students from SJK(C)kepong2 sure heard about her, and her sister....
me and poh kena push-up...........
second round........ OH!! me vs nub!!! lucky me!!!!
the participants!! singth(mangkali), 傻呼呼(cos he looks like 1), kai wen, 5 of us, 2 nub, kai sheng(KB form 3)
kokkuan vs yuyang..... their 打和协议 not acheived.... kuan sapu yuyang 1-0
poh vs nub.......1-0 hau vs singth.....0-1
uhh.... hau kena push-up 15, yuyang 2
third round kuan vs kai wen.......0-1 he say he lose time no kena cheakmate no nid push-up, we all international finger gao him lar!!!!
yuyang vs singth..... waliao!! he draw wif singth leh!! 1/2 - 1/2
poh vs another nub.... 1-0 how lucky can he be...
hau kena kai sheng sapu, 0-1 damn nub....
me kena 傻乎乎.... tot he really 傻乎乎.... but when he sit there stare at the chess board for 15 min..... i kena sapu... 0-1......
ahlah... push-up lagi......
forth round!! hoho!! yuyang vs me!!! we ply u must take until last 2 king 1/2 - 1/2
huan and poh ohh, also ply draw~~! hau kena nub, 1-0
whaliao!!! after this we kena mak kuan diao!!!
they say we draw draw waste marks bla bla bla.....
5th round!! i kena bye...... means got 11 people, me 不战而胜...
they ply wat i dun care le...... i go analyze
mayb i last round wif another nub then i will got 3.5 marks!! yah... i can get top 7!!
i got 1 hour break.... so?? i run all over the SJK(C)Kepong 2.....
好怀念........... nothing change... the stupid tandas only become bigger....... tat's all..
my class, my place 4 years ago..... nothing changed....
the person who taught me, ply wif me, sit beside me.....
so damn clear when i am sitting in my place...... B校舍 no aircond le...
i wonder why... i got more memories from there, the aircond class....
i remember what will happen to my legs when i kena the aircond......
then i run through the whole block..... standard 1, 2...5,6.........
tat's 1 hour wasted..... not really.... quite happy la.....
then the last round.. when i thought i really be meeting a nub....
my last opponant is 郑.凯.文.!!!!!
i scold the freeking computer error in the last minute.....
kuan vs singth... hu win all and only draw with yuyang
hau bye..... free marks + 2 nub = 3 marks......
poh ply nub...... 1 draw, 2 nub.......plus a really skillful win.....
yuyang ply 傻乎乎.... lose gao jor....... 3 marks...
then kuan lose.....4.5 marks....(he sapu 3 maluri humans!! and then 1 nub plus draw!!)
when the whole dewan is peacefull and the judges are going to paparkan the last result....
still got 2 sohai plying there... me and she......
we 2 ply like....... no adjective....
me NO WRONG MOVE!!!! i winning the whole 局势....
she wrong 1, but winning me in skill
tat's the difference..... when this 惊天地,泣鬼神 punya game progressing!!!
kuan:"i just lost her... dun win..."
hau:"die liao lar!!"
yuyang poh:"go get her AHH!!!'
at last... i lose back... she extra 4 pawns and 1 of it made it.....
so....... but.... i am cool....
this is honourable.... kuan also no dare scold me.......
hau also diam diam cant lc me....
i NO WRONG MOVE
she pro nia.......
so.... the results: 1st singth 2nd 傻乎乎 3rd kaiwen 4th kuan 5th poh
6th yuyang 7th kaisheng 8th chau 9th me.... cos she pro....
Saturday, September 12, 2009
sketch --==-- irama.......
no sketch lor......
stupid teachers lar.......
fine....... nvm..............
kawad lor.........
kawad irama.......
when our members terdengar kawad kaki + berirama........
whoa!! there comes vengeful sprit!!! oi, tiny?!?!?!
wah liew!!!! tambah lagi chaos knight, lina, rogue knight......
GodLike!! the sentinals are owning......
start training lor.... we argue, argued, arguing, argument
at last.....the whole thing came out...whoa....we are genius........
i think only me hung and auyong thinking only....
and i think we are the only people agrueing.... others buy popcorn......
but finish lar...... the whole thing 75% think by auyong......
me 15%, hung 10%
others..... only want be inspirasi's cover main character.....
dun care la... habis = habis
9 people!! ONLY!!! from the 1st line: ziying, christine, me
2nd line: hung, jia sern (comander), lun
3rd line: auyong, yi jie, zhen hoong
the old version: tiga barisan, buka barisan, pusing ke luar, ke luar pusing, dari kiri cepat jalan, henti
pusing ke kiri, ke kiri pusing, dari kiri cepat jalan <>
then into 1 line, left to right 9 ppl
rocket formation, hands up, line again.
stupid dance.........
henti, move into a 斜 line
then into a straight line
then wave!!! open climax
1 human giv flower!!! sweet....
keluar baris!
songs : 1st) "duno wat song, quite rock de" stop 4 a while......
2nd) who let the FROGS out........ no bark de.....
3rd) joint, mami kawada front music, stop 4 a while again
4th) come back to me, utada hikaru
5th) evolution, ayumi hamasaki front music
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
stupid teachers lar.......
fine....... nvm..............
kawad lor.........
kawad irama.......
when our members terdengar kawad kaki + berirama........
whoa!! there comes vengeful sprit!!! oi, tiny?!?!?!
wah liew!!!! tambah lagi chaos knight, lina, rogue knight......
GodLike!! the sentinals are owning......
start training lor.... we argue, argued, arguing, argument
at last.....the whole thing came out...whoa....we are genius........
i think only me hung and auyong thinking only....
and i think we are the only people agrueing.... others buy popcorn......
but finish lar...... the whole thing 75% think by auyong......
me 15%, hung 10%
others..... only want be inspirasi's cover main character.....
dun care la... habis = habis
9 people!! ONLY!!! from the 1st line: ziying, christine, me
2nd line: hung, jia sern (comander), lun
3rd line: auyong, yi jie, zhen hoong
the old version: tiga barisan, buka barisan, pusing ke luar, ke luar pusing, dari kiri cepat jalan, henti
pusing ke kiri, ke kiri pusing, dari kiri cepat jalan <>
then into 1 line, left to right 9 ppl
rocket formation, hands up, line again.
stupid dance.........
henti, move into a 斜 line
then into a straight line
then wave!!! open climax
1 human giv flower!!! sweet....
keluar baris!
songs : 1st) "duno wat song, quite rock de" stop 4 a while......
2nd) who let the FROGS out........ no bark de.....
3rd) joint, mami kawada front music, stop 4 a while again
4th) come back to me, utada hikaru
5th) evolution, ayumi hamasaki front music
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~end~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
Friday, September 11, 2009
what kind of day is this......
2day...... i go school...... only learn something...... SINGING!!!
diu lor...... go school sing.... u think la corda doro.........
sing lor..... walau a...... apa song pun sing arr.....
like shit... the whole day......
after then kawad somemore......
kawad is syok de...... tapi hot like...........
the adj that can be use is "hotter than she clothless"
she = ..........why should i tell u all.........
after then kok kuan come my house ply chess......
he wan ply no chess moving chess.........
i cant even imaginate the board.... some more move in front......
die liao also duno..... whole day kena lan ci........
whole day learn nothing...... waste my time..... can sleep for 12 hours wasted......
i go kao lui also better than go school.....................
so do wat now????
KAO LUI LOR
diu lor...... go school sing.... u think la corda doro.........
sing lor..... walau a...... apa song pun sing arr.....
like shit... the whole day......
after then kawad somemore......
kawad is syok de...... tapi hot like...........
the adj that can be use is "hotter than she clothless"
she = ..........why should i tell u all.........
after then kok kuan come my house ply chess......
he wan ply no chess moving chess.........
i cant even imaginate the board.... some more move in front......
die liao also duno..... whole day kena lan ci........
whole day learn nothing...... waste my time..... can sleep for 12 hours wasted......
i go kao lui also better than go school.....................
so do wat now????
KAO LUI LOR
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Isi Kandungan
Isi kandungan is just 4 refrences and double cheak, try use hand to do, cos use printer do isi kandungan waste ink only and no nid waste time use hand do, preetier tim!! If really lazy, pls just cut and paste, i wont blame, just pants down 2moro.
1) Isi kandungan (i considerate it as done)
2) Penghargaan (done)
3) Pengenalan (done)
4) Objektive (done)
5) Pelaksanaan Projek (done)
6) Borang Perancangan Projek (done)
7) Senarai tugas ahli kumpulan (done)
8) Kerja Amali (1 ppl pls gao dim it....)
9) Refleksi --- Chungyao (ok)
Aijuin (ok)
Veihung (ok)
Yijie (ok)
Christine
Junewai
Weilun
Wendy
10) Cadangan (done)
11) Gambar ahli kumpulan dan gambar kerja amal (dun have gambar 2gether!?!?!?)
12) Rujukan (done)
13) Lampiran (we are dead)
***isi kandungan, kerja amali, lampiran......
refleksi yijie
Sebagai seorang bendahari, saya, tan yi jie telah menyempurnakan kerja dengan baik. Selain itu, saya telah belajar pelbagai nilai-nilai murni seperti tolak-ansur dan tolong-menolong.
Saya telah menghadapi beberapa masalah seperti kesuntukan masa. Kumpulan kami telah menghabiskan projek terlalu lambat demi mengumpulkan lebih banyak maklumat dan membuat projek ini dengan lebih sempurna. Ini menyebabkan kami lambat habis mencetakkan semua bahagian. Tambahan pula, pada masa saya ingin mencetakkan projek ini, mesin pencetak saya rosak.
Walaubagaimana pun, kami telah menghabiskan projek dalam masa yang dirancangkan. Kami telah pinjam guna mesin pencetak ketua kumpulan kami. Oleh sebab itu, kumpulan kami dapat menghantarkan projek pada masa yang telah dirancangkan.
refleksi aijuin
Saya, Ching Ai Juin sebagai salah seorang ahli dari kumpulan saya telah berjaya menyelesaikan projek kami… Dalam proses menjalankan projek tersebut, saya telah memainkan peranan sebagai seorang penolong ketua dan telah memastikan project ini berjalan dengan lancar.
Tugas saya ialah memeriksa segala maklumat yang telah dihabiskan oleh ahli jawatankuasa lain.
Semasa projek ini dijalankan, saya telah menghadapi beberapa masalah. Antaranya ialah memiliki masa yang sempit untuk menghabiakan kerja saya masing-masing. Hal in demikian kerana saya perlu meluangkan masa yang cukup untuk menelaah pelajaran untuk peperiksaan. Kadangkala, saya juga perlu melakukan aktiviti di sekolah seperti mural. Saya berasa amat bimbang kerana aktiviti selepas pnp ini boleh menjejaskan masa tuisyen saya.
Semasa projek ini dijalankan, saya telah menghadapi beberapa masalah. Antaranya ialah memiliki masa yang sempit untuk menghabiakan kerja saya masing-masing. Hal in demikian kerana saya perlu meluangkan masa yang cukup untuk menelaah pelajaran untuk peperiksaan. Kadangkala, saya juga perlu melakukan aktiviti di sekolah seperti mural. Saya berasa amat bimbang kerana aktiviti selepas pnp ini boleh menjejaskan masa tuisyen saya.
Walau bagaimanapun, saya boleh mangamalkan sikap bekerjasama dengan ahli kumpulan saya. Kami boleh mencadangkan idea kami masing-masing dan menjalinkan hubungan yang erat pada waktu yang sama. Selain itu, saya telah membahagikan masa saya untuk membuat kerja saya dengan bersungguh sungguh.
Saya berasa amat gembira kerana projek kami boleh dilaksanakan dengan baik.
Refleksi veihung
Sebagai seorang setiausaha, saya Lee Vei Hung telah mambuat kerja saya dengan baik. Saya telah mengumpulkan maklumat dan informasi daripada ahli jawatankuasa lain. Selain itu, saya juga mengemaskan semua maklumat sebelum menghantar kapada penolong ketua kumpulan.
Semasa projek sivik kami dijalankan, saya telah menghadapi beberapa masalah. Kadangkala, ahli kumpulan tidak mengamalkan sikap bekerjasama antara satu sama lain. Selepas mereka menghabiskan kerja mereka, mereka tidak memeriksa kerja mereka dan tidak cuba menolong kumpulan lain.
Saya telah menolong ahli lain yang tidak dapat menghabiskan kerja mereka selepas saya menghabiskan kerja saya. Saya cuba menolong penolong ketua untuk memeriksa bahagian-bahagian lain untuk meringankan bebannya.
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
senarai tugas ahli kumpulan
Yap Chung Yao
Ketua Kumpulan
Membahagikan kerja
Menolong dalam semua aspek
Memeriksa projek sebelum binding
Ching Ai Juin
Penolong Ketua Kumpulan
Memeriksa segala maklumat yang telah dihabiskan oleh ahli-ahli jawatan kuasa lain
Melaporkan semua masalah kepada ketua kumpulahn
Lee Vei Hung
Setiausaha
Mengumpul maklumat dan informasi daripada ahli-ahli jawatan kuasa lain
mengemaskan semua maklumat sebelum dihantar kepada penolong ketua kumpulan
Tan Yi Jie
Bendahari
Mencetakkan projek-projek yang telah diperiksa oleh penolong ketua kumpulan
Mencantikkan projek
Christine Anne Tan Bee Suan
Jurugambar
Mengambil gambar ahli-ahli kumpulan yang sedang membuat kerja amali
Membuat laporan tentang laporan kerja amali
Yong Wei Lun
AJK 1
Mengumpul dan mengemaskan semua releksi daripada ahli-ahli jawatankuasa lain
Memeriksa sekali ketujuh-tujuh refleksi yang telah dihabiskan oleh ahli-ahli jawatankuasa lain
Yap June Wai
AJK2
Menyempurnakan aspek-aspek yang lain belum dihabiskan oleh ahli-ahli jawatan kuasa lain
Mengemaskan lampiran dan gambar-gambar ahli serta menghantar kepada penolong ketua kumpulan
Chong Wendy
AJK3
Mengumpulkan semua maklumat yang berkaitan dengan gambar
Menghabiskan bahagian lampiran dan gambar-gambar ahli kumpulan
Ketua Kumpulan
Membahagikan kerja
Menolong dalam semua aspek
Memeriksa projek sebelum binding
Ching Ai Juin
Penolong Ketua Kumpulan
Memeriksa segala maklumat yang telah dihabiskan oleh ahli-ahli jawatan kuasa lain
Melaporkan semua masalah kepada ketua kumpulahn
Lee Vei Hung
Setiausaha
Mengumpul maklumat dan informasi daripada ahli-ahli jawatan kuasa lain
mengemaskan semua maklumat sebelum dihantar kepada penolong ketua kumpulan
Tan Yi Jie
Bendahari
Mencetakkan projek-projek yang telah diperiksa oleh penolong ketua kumpulan
Mencantikkan projek
Christine Anne Tan Bee Suan
Jurugambar
Mengambil gambar ahli-ahli kumpulan yang sedang membuat kerja amali
Membuat laporan tentang laporan kerja amali
Yong Wei Lun
AJK 1
Mengumpul dan mengemaskan semua releksi daripada ahli-ahli jawatankuasa lain
Memeriksa sekali ketujuh-tujuh refleksi yang telah dihabiskan oleh ahli-ahli jawatankuasa lain
Yap June Wai
AJK2
Menyempurnakan aspek-aspek yang lain belum dihabiskan oleh ahli-ahli jawatan kuasa lain
Mengemaskan lampiran dan gambar-gambar ahli serta menghantar kepada penolong ketua kumpulan
Chong Wendy
AJK3
Mengumpulkan semua maklumat yang berkaitan dengan gambar
Menghabiskan bahagian lampiran dan gambar-gambar ahli kumpulan
objektive kajian
Tujuan kami melaksanakan projek-projek ini ialah
I. Mengaplikasikan pengetahuan dan nilai sivik dan kewarganegaraan di luar bilik darjah
II. Menyedarkan murid tentang pentingnya semangat patriotic terhadap negara
III. Menceriakan kawasan sekolah sempana hari kemerdekaan
IV. Mengeratkan hubungan antara ahli-ahli kumpulan
V. Mempraktikkan nilai bekerjasama serta cintai alam sekitar
I. Mengaplikasikan pengetahuan dan nilai sivik dan kewarganegaraan di luar bilik darjah
II. Menyedarkan murid tentang pentingnya semangat patriotic terhadap negara
III. Menceriakan kawasan sekolah sempana hari kemerdekaan
IV. Mengeratkan hubungan antara ahli-ahli kumpulan
V. Mempraktikkan nilai bekerjasama serta cintai alam sekitar
refleksi Chung Yao
Projek ini telah berjaya mancapai semua objektif yang telah disebutkan dalam bahagian “objective kajian”. Ahli-ahli kumpulan kami telah berjaya mencapai beberapa nilai murni, seperti bekerjasama, bertolak-ansur dan sebagainya.
Tetapi, kami telah menghadapi dugaan dalam proses pelaksanaan projek ini. Pertama sekali, tarikh peperiksaan hampir tiba. Kedua, beberapa ahli kumpulan kita perlu membuat persembahan sempena hari kemerdekaan. Oleh sebab itu, perjumpaan kami tidak mencukupi. Ketiga, mata pelajaran sivik hanya terdapat 1 jam seminggu, kami tidak berpeluang berjumpa dengan guru sivik selalu.
Walaubagaimanapun, semua masalah mempunyai cara penyelesaiannya. Saya telah mencatatkan segala petunjuk yang telah diberi oleh guru. Saya juga telah membahagikan semua kerja yang diperlukan awal-awal sebelum peperiksaan bermula. Oleh sebab itu, perjumpaan tidak diperlukan lagi.
Tetapi, kami telah menghadapi dugaan dalam proses pelaksanaan projek ini. Pertama sekali, tarikh peperiksaan hampir tiba. Kedua, beberapa ahli kumpulan kita perlu membuat persembahan sempena hari kemerdekaan. Oleh sebab itu, perjumpaan kami tidak mencukupi. Ketiga, mata pelajaran sivik hanya terdapat 1 jam seminggu, kami tidak berpeluang berjumpa dengan guru sivik selalu.
Walaubagaimanapun, semua masalah mempunyai cara penyelesaiannya. Saya telah mencatatkan segala petunjuk yang telah diberi oleh guru. Saya juga telah membahagikan semua kerja yang diperlukan awal-awal sebelum peperiksaan bermula. Oleh sebab itu, perjumpaan tidak diperlukan lagi.
rujukan
Untuk menyempurnakan projek ini, kami telah membuat rujukan daripada beberapa sumber rujukan:
1) Buku Teks Pendidikan Sivik dan KewarganegaraanKarya Mohamad Dahalan bin Mohd Ramli, Mahdi bin Shuid, Sivarajan a/l Ponniah
2) Contoh projek-projek senior
3) Contoh projek-projek kelas lain
1) Buku Teks Pendidikan Sivik dan KewarganegaraanKarya Mohamad Dahalan bin Mohd Ramli, Mahdi bin Shuid, Sivarajan a/l Ponniah
2) Contoh projek-projek senior
3) Contoh projek-projek kelas lain
pelaksanaan projek
Kita akan membuat perancangan sebelum kita bermula membuat projek sivik ini untuk memastikan projek sivik ini dapat dijalankan dengan lancer serta dapat menyiapkan projek ini dalam tempoh yang telah ditetapkan oleh guru.
Terlebih dahulu, kumpulan kita telah berbincang tentang nama kumpulan. Selepas itu, kita baru mula bincang tentang pengagihan tugas dan jawatan. Dalam bahagian ini, kita akan mengenal pasti tajuk kita “Malaysia Negara Berdaulat”, baru kita menentukan objektif kita untuk projek sivik ini. Selain itu, kita juga akan mengenal pasti sumber dan maklumat serta pihak yang akan terlibat dalam projek sivik ini.
Di samping itu, kita juga akan menentukan cara mengumpul serta merekod maklumat projek sivik ini.Sementara itu, kita juga akan menyediakan bahan-bahan serta peralatan yang diperlukan supaya projek sivik ini dapat dijalankan dengan lancar.
Selepas perancangan kita selesai, kita akan memulakan projek kita dengan melaksanakan tugas masing-masing serta mula membuat kerja amali. Kita akan merekod tugas yang telah dijalankan oleh kita sepanjang projek sivik ini.
Justeru itu, kita akan membuat refleksi masing-masing apabila selesai membuat kerja amali. Dalam bahagian refleksi, kita akan merekod pendapat sendiri, kesulitan aktiviti dan kebaikan aktiviti kita. Selepas menyiapkan semua kerja, kita baru akan mula membuat penghargaan dan lampiran.
Terlebih dahulu, kumpulan kita telah berbincang tentang nama kumpulan. Selepas itu, kita baru mula bincang tentang pengagihan tugas dan jawatan. Dalam bahagian ini, kita akan mengenal pasti tajuk kita “Malaysia Negara Berdaulat”, baru kita menentukan objektif kita untuk projek sivik ini. Selain itu, kita juga akan mengenal pasti sumber dan maklumat serta pihak yang akan terlibat dalam projek sivik ini.
Di samping itu, kita juga akan menentukan cara mengumpul serta merekod maklumat projek sivik ini.Sementara itu, kita juga akan menyediakan bahan-bahan serta peralatan yang diperlukan supaya projek sivik ini dapat dijalankan dengan lancar.
Selepas perancangan kita selesai, kita akan memulakan projek kita dengan melaksanakan tugas masing-masing serta mula membuat kerja amali. Kita akan merekod tugas yang telah dijalankan oleh kita sepanjang projek sivik ini.
Justeru itu, kita akan membuat refleksi masing-masing apabila selesai membuat kerja amali. Dalam bahagian refleksi, kita akan merekod pendapat sendiri, kesulitan aktiviti dan kebaikan aktiviti kita. Selepas menyiapkan semua kerja, kita baru akan mula membuat penghargaan dan lampiran.
pengenalan
Khidmat Masyarakat merupakan komponen amali dalam mata pelajaran Pendidikan Sivik dan Kewarganegaraan yang memerlukan penglibatan murid secara kumpulan dalam aktiviti sekolah dan komuniti. Penglibatan ini ialah dalam bentuk projek atau kajian yang boleh membantu dan meningkatkan imej diri, sekolah dan komuniti.
Melalui Khidmat Masyarakat ini, murid dapat mengaplikasikan pengetahuan, kemahiran dan nilai sivik dan kewarganegaraan yang dipelajari dalam bilik darjah. Murid juga dapat merasakan dirinya sebagai sebahagian daripada anggota masyarakat yang bertanggungjawab. Dengan ini murid dapat membina martabat diri yang positif dan berbangga kerana telah memberi sumbangan kepada sekolah dan masyarakat.
Tema khidmat masyarakat ialah “Malaysia Negara Berdaulat”. Malaysia mencapai kedaulatan pada hari bulan 31 Ogos 1957. Tengku Abdul Rahman, perdana menteri Malaysia ke-1 telah berjaya membebaskan negara kita daripada jajahan British. Dengan jasa-jasa dan sumbangan tokoh-tokoh lain, Malaysia telah pun menjadi sebuah negara yang maju.
Tajuk projek tahun ini ialah “Menceriakan Sekolah Sempena Kemerdekaan”. Kumpulan kita telah mengikut tajuk yang telah diberi oleh cikgu dan telah menghabiskan kerja amali kita dengan membuat mural. Selain itu, terdapat murid-murid yang membersihkan kawasan sekolah, mengecatkan dinding sekolah dan sebagainya.
Tajuk projek tahun ini telah berjaya memaparkan tema projek. Kita dapat menceriakan kawasan sekolah sempena bulan kemerdekaan. Selain itu, aktiviti yang telah kita lakukan juga telah menunjukkan tema projek “Malaysia Negara Berdaulat”.
Melalui Khidmat Masyarakat ini, murid dapat mengaplikasikan pengetahuan, kemahiran dan nilai sivik dan kewarganegaraan yang dipelajari dalam bilik darjah. Murid juga dapat merasakan dirinya sebagai sebahagian daripada anggota masyarakat yang bertanggungjawab. Dengan ini murid dapat membina martabat diri yang positif dan berbangga kerana telah memberi sumbangan kepada sekolah dan masyarakat.
Tema khidmat masyarakat ialah “Malaysia Negara Berdaulat”. Malaysia mencapai kedaulatan pada hari bulan 31 Ogos 1957. Tengku Abdul Rahman, perdana menteri Malaysia ke-1 telah berjaya membebaskan negara kita daripada jajahan British. Dengan jasa-jasa dan sumbangan tokoh-tokoh lain, Malaysia telah pun menjadi sebuah negara yang maju.
Tajuk projek tahun ini ialah “Menceriakan Sekolah Sempena Kemerdekaan”. Kumpulan kita telah mengikut tajuk yang telah diberi oleh cikgu dan telah menghabiskan kerja amali kita dengan membuat mural. Selain itu, terdapat murid-murid yang membersihkan kawasan sekolah, mengecatkan dinding sekolah dan sebagainya.
Tajuk projek tahun ini telah berjaya memaparkan tema projek. Kita dapat menceriakan kawasan sekolah sempena bulan kemerdekaan. Selain itu, aktiviti yang telah kita lakukan juga telah menunjukkan tema projek “Malaysia Negara Berdaulat”.
cadangan
Saya berharap masa penghantaran projek-projek pada masa depan tidak akan bertembung dengan masa peperiksaan. Dalam tempoh peperiksaan, kami tidak dapat mencari masa yang lapang untuk membuat projek ini. Selepas peperiksaan, kami tidak mempunyai masa yang cukup untuk menghabiskan projek ini.
Selain itu, saya berharap cikgu dapat membimbing kami dengan lebih teliti dan memberi kita lebih banyak petunjuk untuk menghabiskan projek ini.
Tambahan pula, sempena bulan kemerdekaan, banyak persembahan dan persediaan perlu dilakukan. Kerja amali hanya dapat dilakukan selepas waktu tamat persekolahan dan pada masa itu pula kami perlu berlatih untuk persembahan kami.
Oleh sebab itu, saya harap cikgu dapat memberi kita semua infomasi dengan teleti pada masa yang lebih awal lagi.
Selain itu, saya berharap cikgu dapat membimbing kami dengan lebih teliti dan memberi kita lebih banyak petunjuk untuk menghabiskan projek ini.
Tambahan pula, sempena bulan kemerdekaan, banyak persembahan dan persediaan perlu dilakukan. Kerja amali hanya dapat dilakukan selepas waktu tamat persekolahan dan pada masa itu pula kami perlu berlatih untuk persembahan kami.
Oleh sebab itu, saya harap cikgu dapat memberi kita semua infomasi dengan teleti pada masa yang lebih awal lagi.
penghargaan
Dalam tempoh menyempurnakan projek ini, kumpulan kita telah menghadapi pelbagai jenis masalah-masalah. Tetapi segala masalah ini telah dapat diselesaikan dan kita berjaya menghantarkan projek sivik pada masa yang telah ditetapkan.
Pertama sekali, saya ingin mengucapkan terima kasih kepada guru Pendidikan Sivik dan Kewarganegaraan kami, Cikgu Fatihah kerana telah memberi kita kita banyak petunjuk dan pertolongan dalam menghabiskan projek ini.
Selain itu, saya ingin mengucapkan terima kasih kepada ibu bapa kami yang telah memberi kita pertolongan dan galakan semasa melaksanakan projek ini. Mereka telah memberi kami bantuan kewangan untuk menghabiskan projek ini.
Akhir sekali, saya ingin mengucapkan terima kasih kepada semua ahli kumpulan saya, kerana memberi bantuan dan kerjasama yang mencukupi untuk menghabiskan projek ini dengan sempurna.
Tanpa anda semua, projek ini tidak dapat dihabiskan. Oleh itu, saya mengucapkan ribuan terima kasih kepada orang-orang yang telah menolong kami dalam menyempurnakan projek ini. Terima kasih.
Pertama sekali, saya ingin mengucapkan terima kasih kepada guru Pendidikan Sivik dan Kewarganegaraan kami, Cikgu Fatihah kerana telah memberi kita kita banyak petunjuk dan pertolongan dalam menghabiskan projek ini.
Selain itu, saya ingin mengucapkan terima kasih kepada ibu bapa kami yang telah memberi kita pertolongan dan galakan semasa melaksanakan projek ini. Mereka telah memberi kami bantuan kewangan untuk menghabiskan projek ini.
Akhir sekali, saya ingin mengucapkan terima kasih kepada semua ahli kumpulan saya, kerana memberi bantuan dan kerjasama yang mencukupi untuk menghabiskan projek ini dengan sempurna.
Tanpa anda semua, projek ini tidak dapat dihabiskan. Oleh itu, saya mengucapkan ribuan terima kasih kepada orang-orang yang telah menolong kami dalam menyempurnakan projek ini. Terima kasih.
Sketch 4 Pn. Esah
2day.... my wei lun eye pain no come school, kesian..... then suddenly, the fat one speaking up there say:"saya mau jumpa pengerusi badan beruniform"
去哪里呕一个给他..... me and sern go tahan 1st lor.....
the fat guy say:"2day i wan see u all persembahan"PBSM pengerusi:"WTF?!"
Pandu Puteri pengerusi:"u no say early fat de!!!"
KRS:"stunned....."
Pengakap and we 2:"INTERNATIONAL finger giv u arr!"
Kadet Polis:"oh our god...."
then he say 2moro 1 more rehersal and then lusa kena mempersembahkan kepada puan pengetua.....
then i go dig people......
dig people.. harder than dig worms.......
yen ping, zi qian, zi ying, christine, ke juin..... u all go die better....(kidding)
me and au yong use 7 ppl, at last... master piece!!!
just when we finish muntah satu sketch bagi si gemuk itu.....
"haih.. if u all cannot, 2moro baru bagi saya tengok...."
pengakap and st john members will remember this fat guy 4ever......
2moro let that si gemuk tengok our sketch, ada violent, sex, death......
wakaka, 明天就气死他!!!! wakaka
去哪里呕一个给他..... me and sern go tahan 1st lor.....
the fat guy say:"2day i wan see u all persembahan"PBSM pengerusi:"WTF?!"
Pandu Puteri pengerusi:"u no say early fat de!!!"
KRS:"stunned....."
Pengakap and we 2:"INTERNATIONAL finger giv u arr!"
Kadet Polis:"oh our god...."
then he say 2moro 1 more rehersal and then lusa kena mempersembahkan kepada puan pengetua.....
then i go dig people......
dig people.. harder than dig worms.......
yen ping, zi qian, zi ying, christine, ke juin..... u all go die better....(kidding)
me and au yong use 7 ppl, at last... master piece!!!
just when we finish muntah satu sketch bagi si gemuk itu.....
"haih.. if u all cannot, 2moro baru bagi saya tengok...."
pengakap and st john members will remember this fat guy 4ever......
2moro let that si gemuk tengok our sketch, ada violent, sex, death......
wakaka, 明天就气死他!!!! wakaka
Is she normal.....
u see her....
bit preety la....
bit pandai lor....
quite rajin......
tapi 变态的.......
Wah!!! ppl 15++ watch 18sx++ punya movie!!!
变态???!?!?!
everyone:"NORMAL LOR, I 13 START LOR!"
then if i say the girl i mention just now watch 2, normal???
everybody say:"of course la!"
tapi she watch 1 way only wor........
o0o dengan o0o.........
everybody:"then i choose not 2 watch better....."
diu lor.... she love gays more than guys?!?!???!?!?!?!!!!
i want die le....
tis morning she ask me........
how 2 go methodist school......(boys school).....
the reason is "i want 2 see gays......."
Everybody:"(无言)....."
bit preety la....
bit pandai lor....
quite rajin......
tapi 变态的.......
Wah!!! ppl 15++ watch 18sx++ punya movie!!!
变态???!?!?!
everyone:"NORMAL LOR, I 13 START LOR!"
then if i say the girl i mention just now watch 2, normal???
everybody say:"of course la!"
tapi she watch 1 way only wor........
o0o dengan o0o.........
everybody:"then i choose not 2 watch better....."
diu lor.... she love gays more than guys?!?!???!?!?!?!!!!
i want die le....
tis morning she ask me........
how 2 go methodist school......(boys school).....
the reason is "i want 2 see gays......."
Everybody:"
Sunday, September 6, 2009
~@After holiday!~
after the holiday, school days lor.....
everytime before holiday so 期待
every single holiday gives me so much fun
after holiday......一点都不期待........
everytime after a holiday, sure something bad happen..........
1st arr......
u all help me count my exam marks har.......
1 fail.................
2 fail........................
ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everytime before holiday so 期待
every single holiday gives me so much fun
after holiday......一点都不期待........
everytime after a holiday, sure something bad happen..........
1st arr......
u all help me count my exam marks har.......
1 fail.................
2 fail........................
ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Everybody hu see the 1st perkara:"Dun make me think back the past..."
2nd arr.........
MR. Chau........
u all noe which de larr......
everyday go school become 爱国诗人 ------- 周公！！！
周公----not 4 sleep de meh.......
ya!!! 爱国诗人——————————————李白！！
tapi hor.... he become sleep god enough la......
his poem arr...... macam 周杰伦 sing 将军 = duno he sing wat....
macam 周星驰 act 赌圣 = 好笑， 废到想打他!!!
macam 周志浩............ memang 周志浩.................
his story...... i think 3 years old kid also wont believe...........
but hor...... my school form 4 1st and 2nd plus 3rd class are kids........
really go believe him......
u all noe wat story...... if i say tat story out.... 3 days 3 nite half pun belum sampai...
and u all will say it 4 ur life........
haih.... nasib baik we 大方，人好，不计较.......
*A, B, C class students:"我们跳楼都不信!!"
3rd.........
oct exam.... fail 1 more my mum is gonna !@#$%^&* gao me.....
diu lor............ so damn many things will kill me............
holiday so good......... everyday holiday.........
*Ai Juin:"你发梦都发不到!!"
2day arr....... yijie birthday arr....... we plan is eat and watch movie......
wah the 2 girls hor!!! no nid giv u their name... DAMN ShOrT hor!!
1 of them short until.....apa pun nampak lor.....tapi takda barang under the cloth......
*Christine:"下次我穿更短!!"
when eat arr...... they say i eat 2 much wor.... lun jie and sern eat air......
no so terrible la.... eat dust lor......
*Wei Lun:"你还到我没得吃leh!!"
sorry lor.........
then we go see movie lor........
be4 that, we cheak-ed it out already....
all 18++ punya...... nid cheak IC.......
*Chee Hau:"全部十八岁，戏院不要开啦!!"
then, jie say he wan LATER go up.....
*Shion:"我要走了...."
*Chung Yao:"换职业，做电灯泡!!!"
then me and jie go ply something......
step until my leg pain.....
*Yi Jie:"收皮啦!!"
fine, go cinema lor............
*Jia Cheng:"等你们等到发霉......"
when see the movie, the "girl" beside me, her leg lift higher than me..........
*Chee How:"WALAU A!! 很胃leh....."
Peoples behind us watching the movie:"收脚拉!!!"
After the movie, we wan go CC....... tapi no enough people........
*Wendy:"跑先，bye"
So we go play others things lor....
tat's the day...... a stupid day.....
plus me, 10 people go lor, all of their words are record
(some hiperbola and metafora plus personifikasi used)
wait next week la........
Saturday, August 29, 2009
10 days holiday
10 days holiday, 8 of them over.....
ah la... 10 days memang panjang......
if is me from last year, sure hit computer whole day, whole holiday...
1st day of the holiday, i go to the Leo Club installation, whole morning sampai 2,
its DAMN boring there... if i not kena paksa, i wont even be there ==
i want to buy badges.... i wallet also took out, sit there wait 4 ppl to come sell badges....
tapi hor, this year banyak menarik, only 3 out of 16 school's leo club selling badges....
一个水鱼, 钱拿出来, 等人家来赚..... tapi orang tak mau... ok lor.. BALIK
2nd day, oh cantik.... st john's duty.... FOR 10 HOURS......
, for 10 hours me, christine, ziying, lun, sern, ke juin sitting there,
cheras badminton stadium wushu competition......
I team ke juin..... we 2 sitting there like 透明 de.....
not even moving.... they TAI CHI leh.... will hurt or not !!?!?!?!
3rd day 冬眠
4th day, fuyoh!! KARAOKE
only 5 ppl go... me, pikyin, lim chee, merissa and kok kuan
3 mikrofon for 5 ppl, tapi is more than enough le wor
why leh??
got 2 ppl hide at a corner wor... HU leh?
y tell u ==, guess also can guess la!!
impossible me and pik yin gua....
pik yin see le this post, sure say :" me and chung yao? impossible la"
tapi tat is my 台词......
tapi me and her sing like...... sakai from amazon leh!!!
this adjective can use mah?? Dun care la ==
then hor 1 of the last song (4got wat song liao), pitch banyak high de
lim chee and them 2 diam diam... cant follow...
me very 努力地 follow her.... until she 破音 "creak......."
then i very yakin, me sing girl voice 100% BETTER than hers, HAHA
then 5th day 冬眠
the 6th day got a 婆娘 birthday (姐姐，看了这两个字千万别宰了我......)
i go there, walau a, got 2 girls wear DAMN SHORT LEH
i use le 5 hours staring at them wif a very 光明正大的眼神
also cant noe which of them is shorter...... memang 失败....
the whole day.... those girls camera WHOLE DAY holding on their hands......
see facebook pun tau lar..... then we go see movie
姐姐请leh, of course i go la!!!!
when yew joe listen the girls wan see "purposal", he wan die le....
tapi when the scene of the 2 watak utama 全裸! BOGEL LEH, laugh most laud de is still him....
then we go home lor.... NO CAR!!!! shan hoe dun wan fetch me... he fetch girls.....
FINE, merissa say can fetch me and kok kuan.... 司马昭之心... blind also noe la!!!
she kik me from behind to the front seat.. leave her and HIM solo..... behind.... duno do wat...
go home sleep better....
then the day after that is basketball........ basketball.......... basketball.........
just till the 8th day... 2day.... yap zhen nam.... the fat one....
came 2 maluri..... he not same team wif me.... he slap my ball away for 8 times.....
i see the ball fly away from my hand 8 times....... and then the 8th time i kena slap,
his hand is on my face.......... memper-xiashui-kan.......
hope next 2 days got better things happen lor....
我不要冬眠了！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
ah la... 10 days memang panjang......
if is me from last year, sure hit computer whole day, whole holiday...
1st day of the holiday, i go to the Leo Club installation, whole morning sampai 2,
its DAMN boring there... if i not kena paksa, i wont even be there ==
i want to buy badges.... i wallet also took out, sit there wait 4 ppl to come sell badges....
tapi hor, this year banyak menarik, only 3 out of 16 school's leo club selling badges....
一个水鱼, 钱拿出来, 等人家来赚..... tapi orang tak mau... ok lor.. BALIK
2nd day, oh cantik.... st john's duty.... FOR 10 HOURS......
, for 10 hours me, christine, ziying, lun, sern, ke juin sitting there,
cheras badminton stadium wushu competition......
I team ke juin..... we 2 sitting there like 透明 de.....
not even moving.... they TAI CHI leh.... will hurt or not !!?!?!?!
3rd day 冬眠
4th day, fuyoh!! KARAOKE
only 5 ppl go... me, pikyin, lim chee, merissa and kok kuan
3 mikrofon for 5 ppl, tapi is more than enough le wor
why leh??
got 2 ppl hide at a corner wor... HU leh?
y tell u ==, guess also can guess la!!
impossible me and pik yin gua....
pik yin see le this post, sure say :" me and chung yao? impossible la"
tapi tat is my 台词......
tapi me and her sing like...... sakai from amazon leh!!!
this adjective can use mah?? Dun care la ==
then hor 1 of the last song (4got wat song liao), pitch banyak high de
lim chee and them 2 diam diam... cant follow...
me very 努力地 follow her.... until she 破音 "creak......."
then i very yakin, me sing girl voice 100% BETTER than hers, HAHA
then 5th day 冬眠
the 6th day got a 婆娘 birthday (姐姐，看了这两个字千万别宰了我......)
i go there, walau a, got 2 girls wear DAMN SHORT LEH
i use le 5 hours staring at them wif a very 光明正大的眼神
also cant noe which of them is shorter...... memang 失败....
the whole day.... those girls camera WHOLE DAY holding on their hands......
see facebook pun tau lar..... then we go see movie
姐姐请leh, of course i go la!!!!
when yew joe listen the girls wan see "purposal", he wan die le....
tapi when the scene of the 2 watak utama 全裸! BOGEL LEH, laugh most laud de is still him....
then we go home lor.... NO CAR!!!! shan hoe dun wan fetch me... he fetch girls.....
FINE, merissa say can fetch me and kok kuan.... 司马昭之心... blind also noe la!!!
she kik me from behind to the front seat.. leave her and HIM solo..... behind.... duno do wat...
go home sleep better....
then the day after that is basketball........ basketball.......... basketball.........
just till the 8th day... 2day.... yap zhen nam.... the fat one....
came 2 maluri..... he not same team wif me.... he slap my ball away for 8 times.....
i see the ball fly away from my hand 8 times....... and then the 8th time i kena slap,
his hand is on my face.......... memper-xiashui-kan.......
hope next 2 days got better things happen lor....
我不要冬眠了！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
Monday, July 27, 2009
ST john members of KL Taman Bukit Maluri Combine Cadet Division
the watak utama is christine, most sohxx ppl in the ppl
the KLF is jia sern, wei lun, wei chieh, jun hong, ban keng and ME
To think tat i am the KLF.... ( ke le feh = watak sampingan)
Friday, July 24, 2009
I think so gua.......
i think so...... All my friends are dying..... dari segi mental la.
They always giv me their 痛苦的一面，it's quite a long time since we all can be 100% fun.
my “一解” think kawad think until MAU 发疯 le.....
my "皮酸" mau 痴线 le........
my "唉君" when say sketch she like 颠傻.......
my "加森" mau 断气 coz of nose bleeding le.....
my "危轮" diebetes (kidding) and mau 破 his telefon 费 le.....
many more..... many more......
many more ppl losing their mind in front of me......
losing their temper, their calmness, their happiness in school
lost their time to rest, time to play, time to do something besides of school
this is nuts, insane and gila babi !@#*&(^%&@#^
even though i say like very serius,
sebenarnya, it's only.....
I THINK SO GUA!!!
Tapi la.....
dun let me be correct pls......
coz i also scare this happen....
So???
Dun worry.... Be happy.....
Listen to my songs......
They always giv me their 痛苦的一面，it's quite a long time since we all can be 100% fun.
my “一解” think kawad think until MAU 发疯 le.....
my "皮酸" mau 痴线 le........
my "唉君" when say sketch she like 颠傻.......
my "加森" mau 断气 coz of nose bleeding le.....
my "危轮" diebetes (kidding) and mau 破 his telefon 费 le.....
many more..... many more......
many more ppl losing their mind in front of me......
losing their temper, their calmness, their happiness in school
lost their time to rest, time to play, time to do something besides of school
this is nuts, insane and gila babi !@#*&(^%&@#^
even though i say like very serius,
sebenarnya, it's only.....
I THINK SO GUA!!!
Tapi la.....
dun let me be correct pls......
coz i also scare this happen....
So???
Dun worry.... Be happy.....
Listen to my songs......
Monday, July 6, 2009
Song Lists :
Top 3 in the list:
3) Joint by Mami Kawada
>>>Shakugan no Shana II OP01
1) Face of Fact by KOTOKO
>>>Bladr Force OP01
2) Get My Way! by Mami Kawada
>>>Hayate no Gotoku ED01
3) Joint by Mami Kawada
>>>Shakugan no Shana II OP01
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